Dragon wants epic battles (and a little love)

Will their date turn out OK?!

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[justinambru]

Fascinating, it appears to be that this dragon has black blood.

[thedbdentity]

New quest. Get a Healer order heal the dragon yourself. Bonus objective. Make it look like the wound was gotten honorably

[NaveeSeal]

I like the fact that the knight wants a fair battle. He ain’t taking advantage of anyone. That’s respectable

[blue_oreo_dragn]

Dragon's date: "So.. How'd you get that?"
Dragon: "Well ya see- funny you ask but-"

[oswaldfriedman]

comedy ensues as the dragon and knight work together to make it look like the dragon totally defeated a whole army of knights and keeps one as his trophy servant

[lordlucius]

Knight: my dear dragon chicks love battle scars, I did you a favor.

[GFCOLCQuote]

"No no, here, take the feather from my helmet and lets turn it into a necklace and lets get that healed into a scar. If she asks about the feather or the scar, you simply tell her that you take and make an accessory from any warrior brave or strong enough to wound you.

When she asks about your other accessories, you say "This is the only one."

It'll be perfect."

[Glimmer-jg]

So cute the dragon has a date tonight ❤

[modifiedakm]

"Whats with that sword on your arm?"
"Oh um...I got that after defeating a very powerful warrior"

[venomizedtoothless]

That knight better be helping bandaging that up!

[GGDAWG]

I was whole-fully expecting the knight to bandage up the dragons wounds, and it to shade out to “5 hours later”, and it turns out to be a blind date the knight and dragon show up at the same restaurant.

[thearkitect]

Quick solution: dragon pretends that he killed the knight and shows the body off to his date then he flings the knight to a wall that has a bit of cover so that when the knight recovers he can run out the cave while the two dragons are distracted

[needy]

Idk why mans is so worried the scar might make him look cooler for his date

[lk]

Plot twist the knight is actually his blind date

[hakai]

How dare he stab without letting a fellow dragon finish thier sentince, and what's worse right before a date 😤

[The-Rguy]

Straight up reminds me of the time I accidentally made a gash in my lip when I was shaving while getting ready for a date

[Vultrakillreal]

Plot Twist:The other dragon thought the wound was cool and wanted to marry him/her

[Riandmurphy]

The Good Ending:
Dragon: "Nah it's fine man."
Knight: "You sure..? Sorry again."
Dragon: "Yeah it's fine.


..You got any ice?"

[waffler-yzgw]

i mean it'd be a funny story to tell
"hey is your arm ok?"
"oh yeah funny story, a *knight* stabbed me on accident"

[StreamerOfTheDecade]

Side-Quest activated: Heal the dragon in preparation for his date.

Reward: Title - "Ally of the Dragons"

Title effect: If you engage in combat and there is a dragon within 25 miles, it will come to your aid at a simple beckoning. If the dragon is unable to reach you, instead receive a +3 to all stats for the remainder of the fight.