God’s Plan by Drake

[FMT]

My phone fell under my bed and I had to listen to this for like 6 minutes while trying to get it

[traceynewsome]

Bros reading the terms and conditions 💀

[krysgarcia]

Our parents reading a Dr. Suess book to us be like:

[Thesmokeman]

Drake got real quiet after this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[blizff]

That "only partly" was straight 🔥🔥

[crucial_tornado]

POV: my brain while I am doing a test💀💀

[Alex_Edits]

Bro got the Science experiment gone wrong cut

[lolno]

He finally dabbled in the new strain of Colombian

[Jrmijaa]

bros haircut looks like he put a fork in a toaster💀

[lezmez-qkbb]

“I only loves kids under 18 I’m sorry”🗣️🔥💯🥶

[Aking]

this sounds like our parents explaining a story to us when we were 3💀

[iepgsre]

Time traveler : *kicks rock*

Dr.Seuss :

[xanifyy]

WE MAKIN IT OUTTA ENGLISH CLASS WITH THIS ONE ‼️💥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Agent_Astronomical]

Bro was asked by the F.B.I to read the lyrics 😭😭😭

[everz]

Anyways, here’s the best fettuccine alfredo recipe:

-24 ounces dry fettuccine pasta
-1 cup butter
-¾ pint heavy cream
-salt and pepper to taste
-1 dash garlic salt
-¾ cup grated Romano cheese
-½ cup grated Parmesan cheese

Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add fettuccine and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain.

Melt butter into cream in a large saucepan over low heat; add salt, pepper, and garlic salt. Increase the heat to medium; stir in grated Romano and Parmesan cheese until melted and sauce has thickened.

Add cooked pasta to sauce and toss until thoroughly coated; serve immediately.

[colemcguire]

Bro sounds like my parents when they read me a book when I was younger 💀

[chicken]

bro got so much flow it blew his hair back🥶🥶🔥🔥💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[kingcrab]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF READING TIME WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Damla_Oruc]

She say do you love me I tell her only partly I only love mahbed and my momma I’m sorry.

[GamerGodLOLEZ]

Drake then: ❤❤✍️👍🫡
Drake now: if she’s nine, she is mine💀💀😭