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Please pay attention to your flight attendant's safety demonstration. Doohickeys.

Created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin

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This is how we all feel when the person in front was presenting something boring and we didn't listen, and suddenly he asks a question.

And you get called out.

kateronquillo

1:23 "Magic Airlines reserves the right to test our passengers at any time on the proper safety maneuvers. Should this mean hundreds of people die in the process, so be it. Our Pilots are eligible to judge your behavior because they're simply better than you common peasants. If you would like to refute this claim, simply challenge our pilot to a jousting competition (as seen in American Gladiators). The winner will be immediately granted a pilot license and a job offer with Magic Airlines, as well as being awarded the loser's wife. Thank you for choosing Magic Airlines. We know you have better options. It's kind of strange you went with us. We're over twice as expensive as our nearest competitor. But hey, whatever. Thanks."

So much effort for something 99% of people aren't gonna notice. Thanks Explosm! XD

swipenet