Yogurt Male Affirmations | Unlock Your Power [ASMR]

Fvvl thv pvwvr….

[originalname]

Activia is so fucking good Jesus Christ

[reddd]

the laugh when he says that hes not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school is perfect

[JudgeNicodemus]

I fucking love having a healthy gut microbiome.

[eliwhitaker]

Any adult male that doesn't eat Greek yogurt needs to turn in his man card

[sevenseaswifi]

“I have no friends, and that gives me strength…. More time for yogurt” I lost it

[salj.]

I love the part about "Lactose intolerant subhumans"

[NutellaMosley]

Love is temporary 💔😔

Yogurt is eternal 🔥😤

[le]

I can't believe we let this meme die... this is genuinely funnier than all the shit we've been putting out today...

[jikky]

i used to think im sigma but now i edge 23 hours a day to this and became 56% yogurt

[shinjimatou]

Fellow Yogurt Male here.
The Yogurt Pill is the only way for me tbh. Tried it all Red, Blue, Black ... you name it.
I am so thankful for this powerful ASMR, Thanks brother.

[Lanuzos]

Yogurt Male traits:

-Eat greek yogurt
-overthrow Athens after winning the Pelepponese war

-rule over the town with 29 other despots

-be named Peison

-steal silver from the metics like a real scoundrel

[CantDecideOnAUsername]

Good to see fellow yogurt males in here. I have never felt more connected to a community. Thank you.

[XELLEK]

I touched my self twice during this session. God is good 🙏💯

[gostinoyt]

I listened to this sh*t for 3 months straight and now im the president of a balkan country and i rule it with the fist of iron.
Thank you.

[toasteethetoaster]

sleeping to this to unleash my true yogurt male powers, i can already feel my flesh melting into yogurt. thank you, Colaws and Amerikaner, for unleashing my yogurt metamorphosis.

[MrMandude]

The long pause after “if I was ever lost in the wilderness” is the pinnacle of comedic timing.

[personalizedroaches]

You know you’re brain is rotted when you hear bone cells as “bonecels”

[bubbs]

Instead of shitting my pants twice a week its been reduced to once a day. This has truly made me into a yogurt male. Thank you 🙏🙏🙏

[aidyn]

My best friend literally dropped a dude over yogurt. They were hooking up pretty regularly for YEARS and one day she saw him eating yogurt and left. Blocked him on everything and never saw him again. She was just so disgusted

[AurrenTV]

I've been Yogurtmaxxing for the past month and finally getting results. Don't give up fellow Yogurtheads.