Genshin Impact Character Descriptions, but Destroyed by Google Translate

So I decided to take the character descriptions of Genshin Impact characters and run them through Google Translate... 10 times... Each time, I would pick a different language, and eventually end with English again for us to read and enjoy.

Some of them definitely get a bit crazy, and if you enjoyed this, then feel free to hit the like button. If we reach 5,000 likes, I'll continue this for the rest of the characters.

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[wir_yiuyiu]

Everyone: depressed, betrayed, sed
Meanwhile, Diona: I broke my father’s heel and wrestled his alcoholism

[gwendolyn]

Itto's picking fights with Kujou Sara.
We can't forget he broke the Ten Commandments, though.

[no-dopv]

I'm so happy for Bennett, I'm sure he'll be a great father

[randomiser]

This will be hilarious. Everyone knows how chaotic this will be.

[farmcatz]

I was dying during Chongyuns
"If you don't keep your emotions in check, you wake up" LOL

[midnightscara]

When I heard “He was depressed and rarely went to mondstadt” i knew this was gonna be a banger video lmao

[Lazer_Specter]

Diluc normally: deep and sad backstory
Diluc translated: *"Diluc has left the party"* I guess he was just a trial.
Also Kaeya got the nickname of a racing tournament. This video is greatness.

[itistrulygem]

The "leave your friends right away" in kazuhas got me lol

[KiraAri.]

I just love how Kazuha description for a moment looked like a description of the government about shelters

[UwUKawaiiAnimeFanUwU]

Welcome to Genshin Impact, a popular game known for their cast of colotful characters such as:

Albedio, a 5-star geo sword user. He is a retired, depressed man who spends most of his time on the back of a dragon. Close with Kali.

Allah, a 5-star cryo bow user. She is a cat hunter who grew up in the mountain desert. She doesn't know her own birthday.

Amber Kaja, a 4-star pyro bow user. She is an "example of justice". She has lost her drivers license several times due to following the rules and abstaining from cleaning her car.

Etob, a 5-star geo claymore user. He is a merciful man loved by the people of Inzuma, even though he contridicts the ten commandments

Barbara, a 4-star hydro catalyst user. She is radiant, beautiful, and well-skinned, but sometimes is amazing.

Baidu, a 4-star electro claymore user. She is a woman who acts like a real body. She dislikes investors, but still follows a principle of "first service" when it comes to taxes.

Bennett, a 6-star pyro sword user. He is a pregnant, kind and ready boy who faces many difficulties because of an unspecified accident.

Jungkyun, a 4-star cyro claymore user. He is a boy with good energy. Thanks to his high fat, high food, and high beverage diet, he can withstand sun and embarrassment.

Diluks, a 5-star pyro claymore user. He is a young man who works with the Favonius army. His father died at a dinner party.

Diona, a 4-star cryo bow user. She is a little girl who tormented her father after he is summoned. Does not want anyone other than Lisa and the colony to get drunk.

Eula, a 5-star cryo claymore user. She is the granddaughter of the Mondstadt party known for their Mondstadt powet. She dislikes people who care about her or her family.

Fishl, a 4-star electro bow user. She is a girl who speaks well and enjoys playing as a queen. She has a raven named Oz who talks about intimidating people and ending relationships with parents.

Kanye, a 5-star cryo bow user who is alone and quiet due to film culture. She does everything, including work and food and food.

Goro, a 4-star geo bow user like everyone else. He is a strong supporter of Coke Island's economy.

Walnut, a 5-star pyro polearm user. She is very smart and beautiful, and she wants people to laugh but also to shut up.

Jean, also known as June or Knight Gin, is a 5-star anemo sword user. She is an experienced actor who is tired of completing work for people who are concerned about her.

Kazuha, a 5-star anemo sword user who thinks about everything. The government warns others about hurricanes and possible problems whenever Kazuha needs shelter.

A 4-star cryo sword user, only known by his nickname, "Grand Prix." Despite being relaxed and very relaxed, he takes his job seriously.

Ayaka, a 5-star cryo sword user who is a close friend with the city. Her family has honored her with the precious Shirazuki Hashimi Award.

Liu, a 5-star electro sword user who did not join the Kixing Yuhang Keking. She suffered from depression as a teen.

Kali, a 5-star pyro catalyst user. Her explosives have a unique ability that makes them able to explode. On top of that, they are not disturbed by loud noises. Kali once got inside an exploding fish and was overwhelmed with fish puddings. She hasn't been the same since.

Kujo Sarah, a 4-star electro bow user. She wants Takayuki to be adopted, yet she refuses to accept her family or take care of her child.

Lisa, a 4-star electro catalyst user. Her beautiful feet help her appreciate reason and things that help her understand. She tries to collect dangerous books

...And more! So download Genshin Impact for free today!

[praevidens]

I love how Itto sounds like an anti christ. "He contradicts the ten commandments"

[midnightscara]

Who else here loves Kanye, Grand Prix, and Coconut Kujo?

[doug]

"He does nothing because he wants to live a better life."
Mood.

[boba]

Ah yes, Bennett, my favorite pregnant woman from Genshin.

(I was trying to write a joke about Diluc's one but I couldn't stop laughing.)

[Ame_Fan_]

Albedo: Retired, depressed man
Aloy: Hunts cats
Amber: Can't drive
Itto: Contradicts the ten commandments
Barb: Well skinned
Beidou: Famous for common sense in Lego
Bennett: Pregnant woman
Chongyun: Strict about diet n stuff
Diluc: Trying to cover up his father's death
Diona: Broke her father's heel
Eula: Has Monstad powers
Fischl: Under the bad influence of Oz
Ganyu: Film culture
Gorou: Lives on Coke island but gets no credit for being a general
Hu Tao: QQ thinks Walnut has a full face
Jean: Wants to retire
Kazuha: Thinks about everything
Kaeya: Grand Prix
Ayaka: She finally got an award for being overly polite (Not hating on her)
Keqing: Depressed Yuheng
Klee: *Amber baron*
Kujou Sara: Almost fell to her death while receiving her Vision
Lisa: Old, risk taking, beautiful footed, lady

Bonus (I did one myself with Yae)
This is what came out: The shrine maiden oversees the Narujin Grand Temple and is the owner of Ie Publishing.

Miko: Human ruin guard

[BlueLiminality]

I like how most of the characters went through a gender swap halfway in. And Bennett got pregnant.

[tjdiamonds]

I love how the normal descriptions are read normally, then the translated descriptions you can barely hold back laughing.

[distopia]

for some reason i can't stop imagining Diona trying to wrestle a fucking wine bottle....

[DragonCanyon]

Character List
Albedo : 0:48
Aloy: 1:44
Amber: 3:03
Arataki Itto: 3:41
Barbara : 4:30
Beidou: 5:01
Bennett: 6:11
Chongyun: 6:55
Diluc: 8:25
Diona: 9:33
Eula: 10:17
Fischl: 10:57
Ganyu: 11:43
Gorou: 12:23
Hu Tao: 13:27
Jean: 14:26
Kazuha: 15:03
Kaeya: 16:15
Kamisato Ayaka: 17:10
Keqing: 18:11
Klee: 19:18
Kujou sara: 20:38
Lisa: 21:51
Enjoy!
To be continue ehe

[atomicgrave]

That really reminds me of time when my sister bought a new car. And the seller sent her the car's description, that apparently was translated from another language to English. My sister doesn't know English, so she decided to translate it even further to her native language. With google translate of that time which was program called "prompt". It was the most hilarious thing i've ever read. I don't remember specifics rn (apart from the fact that car had eyelashes), but i remember how hard we laughed back then. I thought i was gonna die from laughing.