Miniminuteman's Archaeological Unboxing

Look man its an unboxing fan mail video. I dont really know what else you want me to say about this.

[gingerninja]

my brother has a thing he calls his "Bullshit Bookshelf" which contains all of his conspiracy collection. every time we see something vaguely referencing ancient aliens, historical conspiracies, or psychics, we save it for him. it's a very fun tradition. none of us believe in anything on the bookshelf btw

[LonkinPork]

"and today, I'm sitting in a chair."

_HOLY SH!T HE HAS A CHAIR!! LET'S

[flametitan]

OK, so I know what I need to find just to mess with Milo: Pseudoarchaeology Smut.

I can already see the title: Under the Lights of Dendera. Can love bloom between an Alien and an Egyptian?

[rekagaal]

You know, a lot of the things I did with my friends in the forest as a kid could be considered archeological sh¡tposting a couple centuries from now. We hid toys and dolls in weird configurations, buried several dozen birds and mice (neighbourhood cats' prey) at the foot of an oak tree with crosses, carved/chiseled all kinds of garbage into trees and rocks, dug trenches somewhat at random. I wonder if some of the archeological mysteries we have today could be attributed to kids fu<king about.

[lenHeartHSS]

From the random stuff being left in history, this kinda fits.
A Mayan bowl was found with writing and a picture of the maiz god, for years it was thought to be a ceremonial bowl, used in offerings and was super special.
After the Mayan written language was translated, they found out it just said "this bowl is for Tamales" it was for offerings... Of the tasty kind.

[SaltExarch]

I love how he said "You'll be the second to know what I think about [the "Lost Race of Giants" book]" because he knows he's going to read that hot piece of garbage and spend an entire evening venting to his girlfriend about how dumb it is while slamming down cocktails.

[Midnightwolf]

Hey! I'm the fan from Canada who sent the UFO book! I'm so happy you got it! I've had it on my shelf for a while lmao. There was a card in the packaging that i think you missed inside though :( (to prove the the package is from me, I can tell you that it was from Calgary)

[BraedenPS]

People don't actually live in Canada, we're just Bigfoot pulling a very long con. Much love from British Columbia (I'll vote for anyone who wants to rename our Provence to something properly indigenous and badass sounding)

[reneelusk]

Hi! I'm the smut author lmao I didn't actually think it would ever make it on camera! Glad you like the shades, I have a matching pair if Milo needs one

[notzipfy]

If he doesn’t cover that UFOs: Satanic Terror book then imma be pretty sad

[RogueAstro]

Commenting here so you might see it. Invest in a projector to trace pictures on your chalkboard! It'll save you time, you can draw more complicated stuff, and if you don't tell anyone people will be very impressed by your sudden savant-level art skills

It really doesn't even have to be high quality or expensive

[schnabby]

I sent the dinosaur with an ascot drawing :) So happy to see it got to you! I am from Idaho and will be sending more stuff.

[Fairyfink]

But Milo, 'Basil & Rossi' has a lovely ring to it as a name for your first born! Clearly destined to be an archaeologist. Of course, if you are not allowed symbols in children's names in the US, you could go for 'Basil Ampersand Rossi'? It could lead to a lovely family of children named for herbs and punctuation marks.

[yesornah]

Literally everything you do is amazing even if it's "just" an unboxing.

[kuy]

Hey man, greetings from Colombia! Recently got into your content, and I gotta tell you that your last video was wonderful, and ended on such a powerful note that really resonated with me. The guy that said that you shared history with a more humane side, absolutely right on the money. Also funny and entertaining too. you seem like a cool dude :)

[beeveearr]

Hattie Idaho sounds like the main character of a children's book: Hattie Idaho and the sunken treasure, or Hattie Idaho and the forbidden bookshelf

[skeetsmcgrew]

Who wants to place a wager on how long it takes until he gets a bone-themed s*x toy? Im gonna say before thanksgiving

[azebramoomoo]

Still can’t stop dying about “on wrestling demons”

[MustyLettuce]

Thank you for the chair and piss themed episode

[bananalandblu]

Speaking of leaving cryptic messages. A friend of mine has lots of large rocks (a few feet across) stood up and stacked on top of each other in his field. He does it because he enjoys it, but I like to think that archaeologists will one day dig it up and ponder on the ritual they were used for. Sometimes things just look cool.