Prince Harry Writes a Poem For Meghan: Parody

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Transcript:

H: I see you, on a cloudy day, my princess. I love you, from July to May, my Princess. Not in June though, I’m joking, my Princess; you look great, so, so smoking, My princess.

B: Yes great, very moving.

H: I’m worried about that “not in June” joke; it might be risky.

B: No, it’s alright because you keep repeating my Princess.

Barm: What’s the poem called?

H: Not in June.

B: Oh well in that case, you know, I wouldn’t make it your title. That’s pushing it a bit. You don’t want to make it the theme of your poem.

Barm: My Princess might work as a title; one which would undoubtedly suit her indoors.

H: I’m going to completely ignore that blatant racism

B: Racism?

H: Sexism, well, same thing. But I’m gonna ignore it because that’s such a great idea: I never saw it

B: Poems are hard things to pull off. I write them for Carrie; best I get is a spaghetti bolognaise, if I’m lucky

(Barm Grins)

H: I don’t eat beef anymore: it’s barbaric

B: Neither do I - Carrie nutty about all that stuff. I get quorn if she’s in a good mood - the other day I had polenta, bloody awful!

H: But it’s not barbaric, polenta doesn't have feelings

Barm: Dogs do; what about the despicably cruel, distinguishingly celebrated, amply attended dog eating festival in China?

H: Mustn’t criticise the Chinese.

B: I agree. But how do you know that polenta doesn’t have feelings.

(Harry looks stumped and slightly concerned)

Barm: No mask today Harry?

(Harry in a mask) I’ve always been in a mask

Barm: My Apologies.

B: So what have you been up to me old mucker? What’s been keeping you busy?

H: Well, secretly working on a vaccine for unhappiness. You know, unhappiness is inside the body, like a virus, so why can’t we get a vaccine inside to prevent it?

Barm: No Harry, that’s a profound false equivalence..

B: Ah ah ah, I’m interested actually

H: I mean, why aren;t we using more vaccines to cure more problems, like unhappiness

Barm: Sorry Harry, but this is a different level of insanity

B: Ah ah ah ah ah you pour the drinks please Mr. Barman; leave the discussion to us

(Barman accepts it)

B: How far are you along in development?

H: Well, I’ve recently bought a book on advanced Immunology

B: Oh right, so…

H: It was a little tricky, so I bought the beginner's guide to Immunology

B: Yes, well, start from the base, get a solid stance and grow from there

H: It was a lot more difficult than the title suggested. So I went to the dictionary and looked up Immunology.

B: Ah, so you’d say you were still in the early stages of development?

[leebay]

Boris seems to get more drunk in each episode 💕😂👍

[shannashutterfly]

Oh my gawd I loved this. First smile of the day - I’m under the weather so this is just what the dr ordered ! 🇨🇦👍🥳❤️✅

[lindapatterson]

Harry created "content" wow ! Great video, thank you for your wonderful talent Sam.

[rachelkingsley]

A vaccine for unhappiness ! Thanks for this light in the darkness- we need humour.

[sequoiapark]

So funny!😃❤ And, "not in June."😃😃 I see that these 2 creeps have given their opinion on Ukraine. 😃 Gosh, I wonder if they could expound on this topic?😃

[bonnielucas]

My daughter lived in the Burbank, California area for about three years. She noticed a cool grayness in June and the people she was working for told her it was called June gloom

[samporter]

A Harry masterpiece! Its a pity meghans going to have to redesign it for publication.

[bonnielucas]

I feel gloom whenever I hear about their except for split parodies, and a few others on YouTube, who crammed a pillow or basketball under their shirts and paraded in front of their home cams

[LadyBlanche.]

Hilarious once again! 😂 Haz( aka Worzel Gummidge) and his inability to understand the basics of anything! The poem should appeal to his aunt Sally
wifey! He must remember to bow first! 🙇‍♂️

[suemorin]

Harry should read "masks for dummies".

[mechellestewart]

Please do one involving the Mardi Gras float made in their "honor". Ha.

[edennis]

I wonder if Harry has to call his wife "Your Highness" in private like Edward and Wallis?

[Peirithous]

🤣soooo good!🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌 dimwit’s memoir’s got nothing on your writing! frfr❣️❣️❣️🥰

[patb.j.]

Haha!! Hairy's poem. Funny.
Vaccine to cure unhappiness. 😂😂

[sallyrobertson]

For some reason you remind me of Oliver Reed