I Watched Every Disney Channel Original Movie

I watched all the DCOMs. I feel stronger.

Edited by @mothcub ⭐️
Thumbnail by Skutch
Piano playing by Kyle

**CONTENTS**
00:00 Intro
01:26 Zapped (2014)
04:06 Princess Protection Program (2009)
06:11 The Cheetah Girls (2003)
09:13 Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! (2011)
12:26 Den Brother (2010)
14:19 Can of Worms (1999)
15:13 Miracle in Lane 2 (2000)
18:57 The Even Stevens Movie (2003)
20:17 Don’t Look Under the Bed (1999)
25:01 The Thirteenth Year (1999)
26:04 Smart House (1999)
28:18 Under Wraps (1997)
29:26 Prom Pact (2023)
29:52 Freaky Friday (2018)
31:10 Halloweentown (1998)
33:50 You Lucky Dog (1998)
37:03 Brink! (1998)
39:54 Lemonade Mouth (2011)
41:23 Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)
44:03 Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2006)
46:36 Spin (2021)
49:29 Genius (1999)
54:25 Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
55:54 Upside-Down Magic (2020)
59:08 A Ring of Endless Light (2002)
01:01:38 Descendants (2015)
01:04:53 Tru Confessions (2002)
01:11:16 Avalon High (2010)
01:12:39 The Suite Life Movie (2011)
01:14:20 Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)
01:17:44 Descendants 2 (2017)
01:22:05 The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)
01:22:57 Minutemen (2008)
01:26:11 Starstruck (2010)
01:30:58 Frenemies (2012)
01:33:26 Invisible Sister (2015)
01:36:44 The Poof Point (2001)
01:39:30 Christmas…Again?! (2021)
01:45:08 Zombies (2018)
01:49:20 Zombies 2 (2020)
01:52:11 Zombies 3 (2022)
01:57:30 Teen Beach Movie (2013)
02:00:53 Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003)
02:03:22 The Luck of the Irish (2001)
02:06:07 Get a Clue (2002)
02:09:00 Rip Girls (2000)
02:11:03 Adventures in Babysitting (2016)
02:15:01 ’Twas the Night (2001)
02:15:40 Geek Charming (2011)
02:19:16 The Color of Friendship (2000)
02:25:36 Descendants 3 (2019)
02:29:23 Tiger Cruise (2004)
02:33:59 Cadet Kelly (2002)
02:37:15 Teen Beach 2 (2015)
02:41:18 Cow Belles (2006)
02:43:28 Go Figure (2005)
02:47:47 Camp Rock (2008)
02:53:44 Quints (2000)
02:56:09 Hatching Pete (2009)
02:58:28 Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)
02:59:58 High School Musical (2006)
03:03:30 High School Musical 2 (2007)
03:04:21 High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
03:04:53 Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)
03:07:05 Motocrossed (2001)
03:10:49 Pixel Perfect (2004)
03:17:02 Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure (2011)
03:19:50 Halloweentown High (2004)
03:23:00 Gotta Kick It Up! (2002)
03:25:18 Stuck in the Suburbs (2004)
03:28:35 You Wish! (2003)
03:31:48 Return to Halloweentown (2006)
03:36:08 The Cheetah Girls 2 (2006)
03:38:30 Girl vs. Monster (2012)
03:40:15 Zenon: The Zequel (2001)
03:43:06 Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (2009)
03:44:32 The Cheetah Girls: One World (2008)
03:46:12 The Proud Family Movie (2005)
03:49:30 Double Teamed (2002)
03:52:56 Cloud 9 (2014)
03:55:01 Right on Track (2003)
03:57:28 Zenon: Z3 (2004)
04:02:19 Horse Sense (1999)
04:05:21 Life is Ruff (2005)
04:08:46 The Other Me (2000)
04:09:35 Up, Up and Away (2000)
4:10:35 Jump In! (2007)
4:13:18 Under Wraps (2021)
4:16:36 How to Build a Better Boy (2014)
4:20:50 Alley Cats Strike (2000)
4:24:12 Jumping Ship (2001)
4:26:40 Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam (2010)
4:29:34 Stepsister from Planet Weird (2000)
4:35:24 Under Wraps 2 (2022)
4:37:08 Radio Rebel (2012)
4:41:02 Descendants: The Rise of Red (2024)
4:49:16 The Scream Team (2002)
4:52:13 Bad Hair Day (2015)
4:53:34 The Jennie Project (2001)
4:56:23 Dadnapped (2009)
4:59:11 Johnny Tsunami (1999)
5:02:20 Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board (2007)
5:06:50 Now You See It… (2005)
5:10:04 Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation (2024)
5:16:08 Full-Court Miracle (2003)
5:18:48 Twitches (2005)
5:20:10 Twitches Too (2007)
5:21:45 The Swap (2016)
5:23:31 Buffalo Dreams (2005)
5:24:50 Hounded (2001)
5:25:51 Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama (2005)
5:27:52 Going to the Mat (2004)
5:32:00 Read it and Weep (2006)
5:34:27 Ready to Run (2000)
5:36:04 Tangled: Before Ever After (2017)
5:36:42 Let It Shine (2012)
5:41:04 Kim Possible (2019)
5:43:46 Jett Jackson: The Movie (2000)
5:45:27 The Naughty Nine (2023)
5:49:03 The Slumber Party (2023)
5:52:57 Credits

[noneofyourbusiness]

Disappointed every film wasn't compared to "White Chicks."

[Christofly]

Sorry mom, can’t make it to Christmas this year. Big Joel just dropped a six hour video about Disney channel original movies.

[Hantyumi_]

I love that the order of the movies is completely arbitrary, not by year, alphabetical, rating—just chaos.

[billypeake]

I can’t believe Joel skipped over the most harrowing piece of Zenon slang, where the protagonist tells her friend, “Don’t blow an O-ring!!!” over some trivial drama.

It’s a casual reference to the Challenger disaster, which killed seven real-life astronauts, that the movie smoothly glosses over for a few seconds of linguistic world-building. It makes me laugh again just remembering it. 10/10

[dulljumbo]

according to joel every single plothole is simply an expression of the greater complexities of human life told through mature storytelling and I think thats a beautiful way of engaging with art

[Mr_Mimestamp]

“This movie is borderline racist, its message fails in every way, 8/10.”
“I was bored at this part of the movie, 3/10.”
perfect video

[Gamechamp]

You have no idea how long I've waited for a big, Joel kind of person to talk about 30 movies engrained deep in my brain, and then another 90 movies I've never heard of to wash them down

[carbonsiren]

Big audacious energy to have no chapters, like you will NOT just skip to High School Musical and Camp Rock

[westernhemlock]

“I think her name is ‘Crunch’ or something” - Big Joel on character named Olivia

[debrachambers]

"Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas is nothing LIKE White Chicks, sadly"
-Big Joel

[Alex-cwrz]

Big Joel really living up to his name I bet Little Joel is jealous, he'll need to release a 6 second video now. Maybe just of a Henry giggle

[yugimuto]

Going from Color of Friendship to Descendants 3 made me laugh out loud, and it's a good parallel considering that's the one where known class traitor Mal says "build the wall".

[zubetp]

the ending of smart house always bugged me. they discover chocolate chips in the pancake batter and nobody knows who put them in. that's when ben spots pat's face in the fridge screen, and she winks. they had opened this scene by stating pat was shut down so that the dad could make pancakes, and pat has secretly turned herself on to change the food they're cooking because she believes it will be better this way.

this is treated as a heartwarming moment, as if the horror climax of the movie didn't hinge on them having to shut down the house because it kept overriding their decisions, only for it to _turn itself back on._

[ZuperZocker]

After watching 4.5 hours of Big Joel, I went to bed. Had a nightmare that Big Joel was killed by cannibalistic children. Somehow he survived and came back to life and then began commenting on his death and everyone else's deaths. My wife had to wake me up because I was making panicked noises in my sleep. I would rate this dream a 7

[butchmikey]

cannot explain how hard i laughed at you thinking the lemonade mouth girl’s name was crunch??? 😭 top tier video

[Oceanatornowk]

I appreciate how so far there’s essentially no pattern to the order of the DCOMs. Very exciting

[lrose]

Using still images of yourself instead of video footage to break up the voiceover was a great choice for this video. Loved it. Charming, very 2006 Youtube to me. Perfect for so many of these movies being a childhood vibe

[ZNZbane]

I was a new years' baby, and when I was born, all of the nurses called around, to see if I was the first baby to be born in my state. I was, and they were supposed to give my mom this nice gift basket, but it had been given to this other mom, who had quintuplets. All my life, I've wondered how my life could have been different if my mom had gotten that gift basket. Would there be nice practical things, like diapers? Would there have been chocolates in it? Who would I be now, if that woman hadn't had those quintuplets, or if the hospital had decided that having quintuplets was way lamer than being born on new years, and I should have had that gift basket?

In other words, I should be the villain in the Quints sequel, Quints 2: This Time, There's A Guy Chasing Them

[lextatertotsfromhell]

if you're wondering why the action in Wendy Wu slapped, Koichi Sakamoto was the Action Director. He's known for his work on tokusatsu series, like power rangers, super sentai, kamen rider, and Ultraman

[tonoornottono]

the way that joel COMPLETELY misinterprets the “oh, you aren’t wearing any costumes” roast at 40:00 because he’s taking it too literally, is my oxygen. this is food and water to me.