Miss Pauling | New Demoman Contract Part 2 | Miss Pauling Voice Lines

Miss Pauling | New Demoman Contract Part 2 | Miss Pauling Responses

"Demo? Pauling here."
"Demo? Miss Pauling here."
"Pack up some bombs, Demo. I've got a contract."
"Demo? It's Pauling."
"Demo? Pauling here. I need your help."
"Demo, it's Pauling. I've got a contract for you."
"Demo, Pauling here. This one came right from the Administrator."
"Hey Demo, Pauling here. I've got work."
"Demo. Hey, it's Pauling. I've got a job for you."
"Demo. It's Pauling. I've got a contract for you."
Rare Contract

"Demo? It's Miss Pauling. The Miss Pauling...that's...I...I'm not actually famous. That was a joke I've been researching. Could you...rate your amusement on a scale of 1-100?"
"Hey, Demo. I was on the phone with your mom. She said you didn't have enough jobs, so I got you an extra one. I won't lie, she sounded angry."
"Demo, it's Pauling. Place your eyeballs on this...eye...eyeball...whatever you see with. Make it...just make it look at this."
"Demo, it's your liver. I'm kidding, it's Miss Pauling. If I was your liver, I'd just be screaming."
"Hey Demo, wake up. I've got a job for you."
"Demo, it's Pauling. If you're not dead, I've got work for you.
"Demo. Pauling. Sober up, I've got work."
"Demo? Pauling. I've got a job here that requires killing a lot of people and blowing up everything else. I thought of you."
"Demo! Demo? You there? It's Pauling. Demo? Demo?"
"Hey, Demo. This job is for your eyes only...eye...I mean...you get it."
"Demo? Pauling. I've got a job that requires no depth perception. You in?"
"Demoman? It's Pauling. I've got work. I...Demoman? That sounds weird. Does anyone actually call you that? Let's go back to 'Demo'."

#TeamFortress2 #TF2

[mwolfe]

Fun fact: Because Demoman drinks so much, he sees double. And BECAUSE he sees double, it fixes his depth perception so he can hit what he's aiming at

[Nozandria]

“If was your liver i would be screaming” got me laughing

[Rattenheimer]

" I got a job that requires no depth perception" that's wild

[Chrizz_YT]

Even Pauling knows nobody calls Demo Demoman

[northernalpine]

Telling Demo to sober up is the OPPOSITE of what you want him at when you've got a job for him

[izyccor]

Poor demo got 3 jobs and his mom wants him to work harder 💀

[El.fish.the.chocolate]

Demo mom, heavy mom and scout mom are probably the best team to support their sons.

[BOT_CORP]

“Demo…? Demo…?”
I love how awkward this sounds, as if she doesn’t know Demo is in a drunk slumber. Again

[LoneWandererInbound]

I like how she really treat demo like real mercenary than trying to be friend with, those jokes is she literally trying to wake this drunkard up for contract lmao

[emojid]

I like how ms pauling just roasts demo

[rhinol-only]

The dryness in "i thought of you" i love it

[-RandomStranger-]

"Demo?Sober up"
*_impossible_*

[TheMastermind]

Its funny how she treats demo like a guy who just doesn't have nice relationships with anyone else, i guess thats why Miss Pauling was hired by the administrator like her assistant, since she is the best at relationships with the mercenaries.

[celsos.arestalll]

Half of this are just Pauling calling Demoman an alcoholic 😂

[zanwrightmfwr]

"I won't lie she sounded angry"
Demo is quaking in his wee booties

[thatrandomrecorder]

"Demo, if you're not dead I've got work for you". Sometimes i feel that way.

[fallenking]

Pyro = Pyromaniac
Demo = Demotionolist? ( the guy who demolishes everything)
Heavy = HeavyWeaponsGuy

[justsomeguywithamustache]

Pauling just Passively Roasting the shit outta Demo

[red]

You cannot deny Pauling is just like Scout but she unintentionally roasts/makes fun of the classes at times yet is extremely polite about it

[RazputinAquatoColon]

“If I was your liver I’d be screaming”
She didn’t have to do him like that