Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network

In a joint statement, the families of President Biden and President Trump noted that "“While they had their differences, these two presidents had a connection that spanned beyond our
earthly realm. They chased each other on the campaign trail, to the White House, and now, into Heaven. Right now our hearts are broken, but at least in their final moments, they had each other.”

[holylight]

When they take peaceful transfer of power too literally.

[daedalus]

What a bittersweet end to the Trump x Biden relationship. May they find peace in each others arms in the afterlife

[Luis-]

I'm going to show this to my grandma.

[TQM]

When the fanfic author really stretches out the slow burn aspect of an enemies-to-lovers relationship:

[zzaz]

was not expecting joe and trump to fulfill the "bury your gays" trope irl but here we are

[GSBarlev]

I really hope you blasted this out to everyone on the InfoWars mailing list.

[Whdcjhes]

Historians shall announce them good friends

[SpookyScarletShadow]

God I wish I lived in The Onion universe sometimes

[Zach.]

Oh thank god, it’s the Onion.
For a second there I thought this was fake.

[AnudeepDONDONDONRlol]

Old people are REALLY gonna think this is CNN and freak out

[isaacbrown]

Can't wait for Infowars subscribers to get this one 😂

[canadiangemstones]

Melania it’s time to move on, you’ve grieved for a full minute.

[backpackerraden]

This is misinformation. I heard they were kissing when dying

[BorderOllie]

This is *my* version of alternative facts, and I choose to live in this reality

[tskmaster]

This new Onion takes no prisoners, leaves no survivors.

[CrankyDoodiesdoofus]

Can't believe nobody else is talking about this now smh.
The Onion is the only news source that I can trust now

[LoosieGoosie]

Can you imagine how America would handle this? Like what if there were a natural gas leak or something and they both died holding hands

[Jarx]

the onion has a good record of predicting the future let's hope it gets somewhere with this one

[drrodopszin]

Honestly I was expecting them to have heart attacks together in the presidential debate: one from getting too angry and minutes later the other one from laughing too hard.

[Arfurful]

No more Minecraft Mondays with the boys 😢