The Acolyte: A Masterclass in Bad Writing

The Acolyte: A Masterclass in Bad Writing
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Art and Animation by Just Some Guy

Original trailer concept: FMA Brotherhood & Black Summoner

Music: "Enkon Hakuchuumu" by Sakagami Souichi - Copyright (C) 2015 Trial & Error/Sakagami Souichi All rights reserved.

[seancallaway]

They wanted to end on a cliffhanger, but they forgot to provide the cliff.

[cambelusthecreator]

"No fire, no energy, No nothing" Rudy's words sums up Disney Star Wars.

[salvatoreschiano]

"The point is that these individuals don't care about making customer"s and fans happy in order to receive money, they no longer care about that commercial 'model'. They want us to slaughter each other and consume ourselves in the media they own."

-cit. Italian Youtuber

[smelisi]

The coolest thing about this episode was a Wookiee Jedi -- and they completely blew that. They have no concept of what anyone wants to see.

[couragecoachsam]

I’m convinced that this form of storytelling was developed by and for moms/middle-aged women who talk through movies asking what’s going on

[madambutterfly]

First, they gave us lesbian space witches now they’re giving us canon characters and sticking them in time periods before they were even born.

[anotherthing]

The man in black is one of Mae's mothers. I'm calling it now.

[butcherpete]

"I can't believe my sister is Jedi scum"
*About 15 minutes later* "My sister is alive, and she's more important to me than anyone else. I'm turning myself into the Jedi"
W H A T

[nslater]

I swear if the reason the Jedi let that scrawny guy off with “a warning” for making poison that killed a Jedi Master is because he’a Smilo Ren I will scream.

[project]

There are proctologists that look upon this episode in awe.
The sheer SCALE of the ass-pulls this episode performs...

[VOLUMEnightclub]

I really love how they didn’t show the sith killing the Wookiee but had enough time for the hike and the random bug from the tree

[WildZephyr]

It's interesting that Mundi has gone from a sociopath to a completely incompetent sociopath. Oh, and now he's a hundred years older. Great work Lucasfilm.

[madambutterfly]

It’s understandable why they didn’t put Yoda in the show because if they fuck up Yoda in any capacity, we’re literally going to call the banners and storm the castle gates of Lucasfilm

[ni.fatcat]

Latest Disney shows are all about talking but they don't even seem to know how to really write ppl talking about anything.

[nothing-ofyc]

I'm convinced that they watch Terrible writing advice and take him seriously.

[timmysmith]

Imagine if the 180 million had been spent on therapy for Leslye Headland

[Asmallcorneroftheinternet]

Impressive, most impressive, in just how awful you can be.

-Darth Vader.

[darrellcovello]

How all the Jedi didn't just unalive each other with their lightsabers running that close to each other, I'll never know

[SoldierSpiderx]

I love how the writers said the reason why Kalnecca died off screen was because of budgetary constraints. 180 million dollars and they can't kill a wookie on screen.

[ViolentxStrike]

Just looked like a bunch of fan boys at comic con, waving their lightsabers around at the end of the show 😂