Decaying Winter - Shirose and Yosef

“Yosef, how the hell did you get KFC on Eden-227?!”

Now canon to lore

SFXs from: Undertale, Escape from Tarkov

[joshuadelministro]

Yosef: "I'm not myself when I don't have mah chicken, y'know."

[reoniken]

I like how Shirose went from a soft/cute voice to a deep one

[duncanbraid]

Imagine in lore Yosef is actually hiding a hidden stash of KFC chicken

[doodlesyoru]

Imagine if Yosef, the massive scav leader, is a total softie for good food and runs a downtown KFC?

[liammelon]

description of R.I beans: taste like stale bread
description of Ulacola: taste like battery acid

[Internet_No_Body]

...And then a Vagabond breaks the sound barrier trying to get some KFC after having nothing but Beans and MRE's for months.

[funnyfish]

yosef turned the agents into fried chicken

[untitledanimator]

Guys I know about the eyepiece and how it’s attached you don’t need to tell me 70 times.

[exursix]

jesus christ your animation improved really suddenly
is this blender?

[vulcanx]

While KFC is strange on Eden-227 what's even stranger is Aquafill Bottles
Ulaycola is well from Ulalcyon but Water bottles? That's a different story

[erwinbenjamia]

shirose literally pulled the beans out of her back

[infoplayer]

SQ: "Yosef open the door"
Yosef: *eating friend chicken
SQ: "YOU LIKE LOCKING DOORS YOSEF?"
*breaks down the door
SQ: *"YOU LIKE LOCKING DOORS YOSEF?!"*
Yosef:

[MaximumOfDoge]

never knew reikgon selled fried chickens.

[elmataabuelas-zxeh]

Reikgon kfc never thought it was possible yet there it is

[Mercenary_Devin]

"I made those fried chicken"
- Random Immolator Main

[brunoreeves]

Yosef's past times include, shooting LOYAL agents, hanging people, stealing recourses, and of course, worst of them all, eating KFC buckets every day.

[devyishere]

can confirm this is a normal day with yosef

[nn-xistent]

i think we found the reason why Yosef is a Olympic runner

[weedxat]

its like feeding dogs, they look at their food for 1 second and turn back at you only to see a whole banquet of meat lmfao

[dibs]

The Soldat ATP Eye Piece is surgically attached to the skull you cannot-
- Random Nerd