Work Smarter, Not Harder

[sadisticminion]

Instructions unclear, I ended up marrying the server

[SquidowuidoLobder]

Instructions very unclear, I got arrested for man slaughter

[ThisIsMego]

Holy crap, tips are taxable income. Makes me glad I live in germany where tips are tax excempt (granted our servers earn a livable wage)

[iisdashiznit]

ATMs dont give out $100s so this was stupid from the get-go

[walterbutler]

1950's server somehow with an iPhone

[michaeldunson]

Which ATM gives out $100 bills! This is a crime for stupid criminals because no one is going to call or text that number!

[frozennoodles]

Me living in the UK unable to be traced 🗿

[larryfarmer]

“Get her number and find out HIS information “ is wild!

[ExploringinAmerica]

Instructions unclear I got to the whistleblower step and now Boeing is trying to take me out

[will_wihami]

You did this one before with stripper instead of server

[Clownzombie]

We destroying lives with this one 🗣️💯🗣️🔥🗣️

[UnknownDevices]

Instructions unclear. Stuck on step one.

The machine is only spitting out 20’s and whoever’s bank card I’m using is pissed

[Caddy_The_Baddy]

That took a dark turn in the matter of .2 seconds

[Kaprlaalis]

IRS investigates only large scale tax fraud, not a 100 dollar tip.

[vikingshark]

You forgot the part where nobody texts you to thank you for a tip.

[JayDogZA]

Spent $100, got confused with a government form and being stalked by a 300lb waitress. Great. Thanks.

[redtexan]

"Jesus Christ, this guy left me a $100 bill with his phone number on it."
"Eww god, what a creep."

[caeserromero]

Put an advert in the local paper: Wanna know how to make LOTS of money? Send $25 to (insert PO box). Then when you get the $25 send them a letter that says: Do what I just did :)

[TheCommenter]

You lost me at "Withdraw a $100 bill"

[tobeess]

Step 1, Become friends with waitress.
Step 2, Betrayal.