cyberbullying children with my new computer

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[SuchSpeed]

Decided to edit the original comment, RIP Legend

[SwedishPup]

other youtubers: "playing skywars"


Technoblade: "cyberbullying children"

[iwy]

6:42
I can confirm this is how introverts “make friends”. We get adopted by extroverts that feel bad and then never leave their sides.

[abanana]

“I need to increase the thinking capacity of my viewers... but on second thought, they might not watch my Minecraft videos”
This is why I’m subscribed

[logicgames]

'friendship everywhere, nothing but friendship'
*looks at description*
'will i add you as a friend? NO'

[tqsglvq]

"I'm an optimist" - Technoblade.

Didn't you say your life is fueled by spite

[Crows]

"just stand there, look approachable, until an extrovert takes pity on me and adopts me."

can confirm this works

litterally how i got like 99% of my friends in highschool

[TanNguyen-hocn]

Techno: I want to make friends at college!


1 years later: I dropped out of college to play Minecraft lol

[DJvolli]

The fact that Technoblade ended up dropping out makes his "look to the left, look to the right, only one of you will survive ." Even funnier

[orlando]

I like how when you make videos talking about stuff in your life while playing a video game, you do it while you’re playing the video game instead of giving us random gameplay and just talking over it. Makes it more fun and enjoyable to listen to both you talking about stuff while listening to video game commentary.

[nyphron]

"This video's gonna be on 60 frames anyway"
Please.
If your computer came from Mt. Olympus, mine was pulled out of the depths of Tartarus itself.

[typicalberry]

I love how techno is able to tell a whole story while playing skywars.

Me: “oh I can do that!” (Gets into a game)

“Ok so hey aAaaand I’m dead”

[wildliv]

you all thought he was dead? ononnono this was all apart of his *master plan*

[georgesuquinagua]

I thought you said sky wars coins are more important than friendship

[horseraddish]

Watching technos videos always inspires me to play skywars because “how can I lose when the players are so bad” but then I realize that I am the type of player he makes fun of.

[crawfish]

"Look to your left, look to your right, only one of you will survive-" At that exact moment a statefarm commercial came on.

[neversense]

tommorow:
ShotGunRaids: "cyberbullying bedwars players with my new computer"

[akiangel]

That "helloooo" before killing someone is so friendly yet brutal lmao

[bar]

Wow, youtube. The second you mention how smooth the frames are in 144hz, youtube decided I needed to owatch this in 144p. Yep, those are some smooth pixels.

[thotdestroyerj]

**technoblade uploads**

explain this atheists