I Sold My Soul For A Glory Hole - Rare Lost 80s Hit Song - Peter Pubes

I Sold My Soul For A Glory Hole - Rare Lost 80s Hit Song - Released by Peter Pubes 1989.

(All lyrics written by myself).

AI Song, AI Music

LYRICS:
Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

[Verse]
On a dark night, At the potato chip isle i couldn't believe what I had seen
Saw a shadowy figure with a tail and horns near the Slurpee machine
He waved me over with a devil-like gleam and said
"Son, would you like to see the greatest glory hole? The world ever did see?"

[Bridge]
He pulled out a contract, with flames and brimstone
I should've been wary, i should've just gone home
But the lure of a world class hole in a wall, Was enough to make me sign away my soul!
Ooooooooohhhhhh baby!

[Chorus]
I sold my soul for a glory hole
I met say-tan at a seven eleven
I was buying cheetoes and had an e-rection
The devil gave me a hole in a wall for my entire soul
it's not a great deal but here I am, at a gas station with my johnson in a hole
I sold my soul for a glory hole!

[Verse]
Once ink hit the paper, the devil cracked a smile
He led me to the toilets away from the potato chip isle
He pointed at my prize, it was a hole in a wall which was dirty and small
And now for eternity he had my soul
For a moment I couldn't believe my eyes
Oooooooh baby

[Bridge]
I couldn't believe it, I stared at the hole
The hole in a wall that was dirty and small
You may think the devil tricked me
But it was the most beautiful hole I'd ever seen, covered in glory!
Oooooooh baby

[Chorus]
I sold my soul for a glory hole
I met say-tan at a seven eleven
I was buying cheetos and had an e-rection
The devil gave me a hole in a wall for my entire soul
And I love it!
[Guitar solo]

[Chorus]
I sold my soul for a glory hole
I sold my soul for a glory hole
I sold my soul for a glory hole
I sold my soul for a glory hole
I sold my soul for a glory hole
I sold my soul for a glory hole

[CJBerdomas]

“At first we thought Pete was just crazy. I mean we’ve all knew about his….activities outside of the stage. But then we just got mad. I mean of all the reasons to sell your soul, he sold it for a gloryhole. I mean Peter knew the location of every hole in the Continental United States and Toronto, he could have gone to any of them.” Testimony from Peter’s long time manager and childhood friend Dick Richards from his unauthorized biography, Pube Perfect, the story of Peter Pubes.

[fluffymccuddlebuttons]

This song will always be special to me. I was conceived to it back in 1989.

Afterwards my dad zipped up his pants, stepped out of the toilet stall and drove away in a 1987 Toyota Corolla. We never heard from him again, but I always wondered what he was like..

[rowanc]

Satan was the reason Peter was unable to save Harambe!

[Ieatpaste]

If Pubes was a real guy, I'd have endless respect for hitting those opening notes.

[SageofCancer]

It’s funny how the devil can always point you toward a johnson that needs attention so you’re away from what really matters, 400 pounds of sweet lovin on the Adriatic waters.

[CysmaWinheim]

Once there are enough of these songs to fill 75+ minutes of running time, I'm gonna burn them all onto an audio CD and Sharpie it "The Best Of Peter Pubes".

[TylerRVG]

When most rock stars sell their soul, it's for fame, money, or adoration. Peter Pubes merely had to sell his sense of shame for these things (a bargain), as he was saving his soul for something that truly mattered to him...

[oscardinogetti]

That opening set of screams! Peters voice is legendary, what a range lol. Also the guitar solos on these tracks are epic. I appreciate your sense of humour and musical taste. Thanks so much. 👍

[rickardspaghetti]

Now I finally know where Beast in Black got their sound.

[ilkeaihminen]

Pubes, such a great artist! I saw him with his band in early 2000's on their northern Europe tour Frozen lakes and glory holes. I even got splashed by the bucket of semen they throw in to the crowd when they play Harambe, such a great show!

[lfotzblitz]

His opening ceremony at the Glory Holeympics in `89 is unforgettable.

[heavymetalknight]

Let's hope Peter will challenge Satan to a rock off to get his soul back.

[chimpyboi]

Seeing this performed live in Berlin as the Wall came down was a once in a century experience. I'm so glad I digitized my old Betamax camcorder tape from that night so I can relive the experience for the rest of my life.

[TDM]

I saw Peter back in 2005, opened for Alice Cooper and Insane Clown Posse. Weird show He was looking clean after I’d heard he’d had a rough patch. Tried to get his autograph after the show but he punched me in the balls before telling me he only talked in the privacy of bathroom stalls. I’d still see him again.

[tenhundredkills]

Any day with new Peter Pubes released is a good day!

[subrajmatharu]

Hahaha! This could possibly be the most influential song of modern times. Thankyou Peter for making the world a better place! Such a great tune with hilarious lyrics and great guitar work. 🤣🤟

[MandelaEffectRecords]

New Pubes was the first thing I saw this morning.🎉

[chaoscriterion]

I’m so glad I discovered this channel

ROCK ON FREAKY BRO !!!

[chrismaher]

The devil has no clue about Pete's capacity for glory holes. Some say he's there to this very day.

[martymcfly]

Mr. Pubes, you're my greatest influence. I've taken my first crack at writing music aimed at crushing my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women (in a shitty mobile game.) Please stop by some time and check it out.