Happy Thanksgiving

happy thanksgivin
shut up
quit yer whinin big snowflake
happy thanksgivin
shut
eat the pie you didn’t bake

let me tell ya back in my day
in the good ole days
we said yessir
and no ma’am
happy thanksgivin
Yer welcome
shut yer mouth when you’re eating my ham

happy thanksgivin
shut up
our founding fathers woulda been disgraced
yer callin uber a job
this nation’s under a god
jesus mary joseph and john wayne

ya know we heard about matt gaetz
we wish him well
but the only cabinet of concern
is the liquor we’ll hit later
maybe after the taters
jus don’t go tellin aunt lavern

happy thanksgivin
i told ya there’s aliens
i aint got no money to borrow
it’s turkey day
watch the game and the big parade
we can invade iran tomorrow

happy thanksgivin
eat yer corn
quit yer bitchin about the ukraine
happy thanksgivin
shut up
all’s quiet on the western brain

happy thanksgivin

[rustyshackleford]

"All quiet on the Western brain" is a sick line. Keep it up dude. Idk if you'd want to be anyone's icon or hero, but I consider you a modern philosopher.

[analogue_microwave]

I love the consistent stare into the camera. You can feel the anger coming through the screen.

[ambientearth]

"Close your mouth when you're eating my ham" may be the finest line in folk music history. You nailed it.

[lindsey]

Thank you Jesse 😊 Made my day. I'm out here delivering groceries, not Uber but doordash and I'm laughing so much

[jonathank]

This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for Jesse Welles and his music🙏 singing what so many can’t find the words to say❤️

[annibond]

It's difficult to write beautifully about upsetting things, hypocrisy, systemic failures, but you do it so well. I'm grateful you share it with everyone.

[breadmoneymusic]

“All is Quiet on the Western Brain” would be a 🔥 title for the next album

[bennybennerson]

all is quiet on the western brain is probably a 10/10 line

[hdervish]

This makes me so thankful for my accepting and supportive family. I wish I could share my union organizing grandpa with you all

[GypsyTravler]

My atheist grand daddy used to end Thanksgiving prayers with "..for christ's sake.. amen"

[claudiamortimermoonshinecl]

Sweet Jesus…😂 ! “Jesus Mary Joseph and John Wayne” I’m probably finding this more funny than I should.
Thank you for another wonderful multidimensional song Jesse. You made my day again ❤

[cosmicbackwoods]

this is why folk music is important. happy shut up day y'all

[psysurreal]

This song made me stoked to be spending Thanksgiving alone 😂. Happy Thanksgiving…Shut up to you all! Jesse you’re a legend, keep shining !

[inanity]

All's quiet on the Western brain is a fantastic line. Fucking bravo

[smort_boi]

Im thankful for Jesse and his amazing music🙏🦃

[willwallz]

Now I really wanna see Welles perform a full cover of Alice's Restaurant Massacre...

[karlomikic]

HAHAHAHA one of the best ones yet! You're a fine lyricist when it comes to expressing feelings but you're the absolute king of satire, nothing compares!

[danieloneill]

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and John Wayne! Happy Thanksgiving!!

[A_Pa-Plainjane]

God bless and thanks for being both the salt of the earth and the pepper...

[NWLee]

I am so thankful for Jesse Welles, a voice that deserves to be heard! Thank You Jesse! Have a great day, every day.