The Part Of 'The Machine' Story You've Never Heard

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[knoxoh]

Bert goes back to Russia, Putin meets him and says "it would be an honor to do a shot with The Machine"

[pchurch]

Imagine if Bert went back to Russia and was immediately met with a welcoming party by the Russian mafia for the return of the machine

[ishanbasu]

Wait the story of The Machine is being made into a movie !?!?!? I definitely gotta see that

[Syoski]

“The Machine” story would be a great Tarantino movie

[ndEddy]

It's so weird they seem to be in the same room but two different climates

[TheNikeStar]

I wonder who’s going to play Bert since he was about 50-60 lbs skinnier.

[xlciferlx]

I'm so high, I thought that dog was real for the first 3 minutes 😂

[robywade]

Bert is the perfect functioning alcoholic. Sweat pants, dope kicks, expensive down jacket, and always has a great story

[mscolli]

I'd like to hear where the story left off, his adventures with the cops.

[nickskiles]

Only Bert could have a story that includes the line, "We robbed me."

[smokeydabear_]

The crossover we didn’t know we needed

[matthewstufflebeam]

Bert Kreischer’s whole life story starts with Florida

[thatrandomfanboy]

Every time I learn something that wasn’t mentioned about this story in each clip about it and I genuinely can’t get enough

[hitsfromthebong]

This cross over is the fcking awesome!!! Boom Stick and The Machine!!!!

[jallen]

"Curry smells bad in a lap dance!" has me holding my side in pain...

[chrisclokey]

The machine is the greatest story I've ever heard. Can't wait for the movie!

[cole]

I’ve heard of this 😂😂 by far my most favorite stand up comedy episode

[shoreangler]

I love everything about this story.
My FAVORITE PART is when Bert reminds everyone he's from Florida when he indicates he KNOWS what stinky strippers are supposed to be like.

[thepressureguys]

Unless you’re a bert fan.. then you’ve this “version” 20 times lol

[bkhog]

So, whenever 2 of my favorite entertainers meet like this, SHIT! Get ready for some good story’s! Waiting for the (MACHINE) movie, Damnit!!!