Most Terrifying Christmas Present Ever #shorts

[deniselero]

They guy with lung cancer being wished a merry Christmas:

[LazerDisk]

The guy who actually needed the diagnosis definitely got whiplash after getting that third text from the hospital

[nathan]

"Hey the 'You're gonna die button' is next to the 'Happy Holidays' button, so you're gonna want to- wait what did you just press?"

[MrMayhem]

I guess you could call that "The Nightmare Before Christmas"

[g.b.]

Welcome to our hospital. What brings you in?
"The heart attack you gave me earlier"

[BrentGeometryDash]

Why do I imagine Santa coming to bed saying "You've been a good boy but sadly you have 5 months to live"

[itsasecrettoevery]

imagine being that one patient who *didnt* get the apology text right after

[HahnJames]

Anyone who has a doctor who sends a diagnosis via test message needs to consider getting a new doctor.

[Golddustfrost]

Why would they tell someone theyve been diagnosed with cancer over text in the first place

[EmeraldPencil]

"Merry Christmas" and "You have terminal lung cancer" are close enough lol

[dshe]

Nobody should get a text like that.
If you do have a diagnosis, you should be told face to face

[duckmunday]

Imagine after that jumpscare you think you dont have cancer and relax and then you get another text actually disgnosing you with cancer

[snakeanimations]

Imagine being so happy that you don’t have terminal lung cancer but then you were the one out of 8, 000 to actually have the terminal lung cancer. 💀

[IronSubGamer]

Imagine that you didnt look at your phone for one hour and it would save you from a lethal heart attack

[DiZoSoMom]

Imagine getting a damn cancer diagnosis via text! Like, wowww. I work for a doc and call patients for anything even remotely important. Even just some basic appts get phone calls. That level of severity deserves a certain level of compassion and personal attention… not an automated “sorry you’re dying with lung cancer” text.

[blxcla]

the one dude:

“merry christmas”

“oh btw you have lung cancer .”

[makiskanyt]

I mean to be fair they would be so glad they don't have cancer tho

[Request__PANic]

The number of examples that perfectly demonstrate the importance of proofreading is genuinely surprising. Only one missing, switched, or added letter or punctuation mark can be enough to change the entire meaning,

[jadedqueen]

Why would you be having a panic attack? The possibility of being free should fill you with joy.

It's the second message that sucks. A ray of hope being snatched away that too just before holidays

[twice]

“Oh shit sorry y’all you don’t have lung cancer that was mb, not you tho darren you got three months left, Merry Christmas!”