the ultimate we're rich drg

from my 27+ player event

[tecneck]

No wonder management locked the squad to four dwarves. It was to save mission control's sanity.

[vidarbjarni]

"Your workforce is about to get bigger! Dwarf inbound!" "WE'RE RICH!"

[sovetnik]

I could just imagine Mission Control just sitting there, hearing the 20+ dwarfes say "WE'RE RICH" again and again, as if 4 wasn't enough

[lurkgrue]

"You're rich, he's rich, I'm rich, we're all rich! Are there any more rich dwarves I should know about?"

[ajcannQn]

Seeing this makes me imagine a DRG con, where they pull up an image of a chunk of compressed gold on the screen and thousands of grown adults yell "We're Rich!" until we get kicked out of the venue.

[wafflyironic]

“We’re rich!” followed by the PGL killing everyone instantly is the funniest thing ever to me. One of the best memes ever ngl

[RONNX]

I just imagine a oppressor pulls up and looks at the 20 dwarves yelling "WE'RE RICH". All of them stop simultaneously, flips a 180, and starts blasting the damn thing to smithereens.

[AndrewChumKaser]

"I _told_ them letting you keep the gold for yourselves was a mistake..."

[breadmilkYT]

The dwarves after the gold is split between 30 people: "WE HAVE SLIGHTLY MORE MONEY THEN YESTERDAY!"

[weaversong]

“We’re rich! We’re rich! SHUT IT AND GET BACK TO WORK! We don’t HAVE all day miners!”

[GYIYGABITE.]

Some greenbeard: Hey, umm..Mission Control. Wouldn't it be easier if you send more than four dwarves for an operation to go smoother and quicker?
*Mission Control shows the greenbeard this video*

[jeronimoheuchert]

Lets get real
The DRG fanbase is a hive mind

[Someone-hols]

Imagine 30 engies all having double sentries. Pure automation. And if they all have turret whip or em discharge thats gonna be explosive chaos. And if they have turret arc then...

[torinsmith]

While I was watching I was expecting someone to throw a C4. Then the platform exploded.

[doominator-]

My game already becomes laggy when 4 Dwarfs are together.
*Let's try this*

[Zargex]

The entire dwarf population celebrating that they are rich while pointing at a 1 chonk of compressed gold*

[zerozone]

Nobody's gonna talk about how there's only 1 Mission Control with like 50 dwarves in a single mission?

[Someone-hols]

I should try that mod. The time the host's game glitched out and a fifth dwarf joined was pretty fun.

[pron]

The 4th circle of hell for Mission Control

[legionofmetal]

Meanwhile on the space rig, mission control is staring at his headset which he has taken off and placed on his table with a very dead on the inside expression.
Not even the C4 friendly fire explosion pulled him back out from the dead on the inside feeling he was experiencing.