Motion sensitive NPC guard

Stupid blind guard sight lines in games

[Lillyluri]

Got to love how the adventurer knows Greg's name. Probably quested for him.

[falteringwriter]

The part that got me was when he said "Shut the f--- up, Greg!" Like they've known each other for years! 🤣🤣🤣

[g-mo]

Legends say the guard is still rediscovering the corpse every few minutes.

[wishingwell]

I love the subtle little details like the NPC continually running the same animation of lifting his fork to his mouth.

[nischalthapa]

He has mastered the the art of standing so increadibly still that he cant see him

[blitz]

At this point Greg should be used to it and just roll with it.
"Hello adventurer, pillaging and stealing again?"

[rorybutler]

Glad that Greg managed to put out the fire in his bar

[steprockmedia]

I love how Rowan keeps his "guard" lines consistent throughout the skits.
Total NPC

[Doyle]

The 2nd "A Corpse!" got me... you guys know how to entertain.

[RILDIGITAL]

Gotta love Rowan's blissful ignorance. Even as the assassin was literally in front of his eyes, he still couldn't discern it.

[wakka]

Greg, you better watch out. Snitches do get stitches...

[yodawgzgaming]

Guard NPC has always been one of my personal favorites. "There's someone prowling round 'ere..." is a line I've used for years whenever I hear something late at night

[niemanduberhaupt]

He only reacts to motions. Like a T-Rex. A T-Rowaunurus Rex

[bobiboulon]

It must have been the wind,
It cast a wicked dream.
A spear pierce my shield,
An arrow hit my chin...
It must have been the wind!

(The Chalkeaters)

[peregrynn]

He’s literally climbing out the window right now. "No I’m not" Love it.

[Jonathan_T]

I want to see a video of the guard npcs training to say their lines
"There's someone around here"
"No, PROWLING, there's someone PROWLING around here"
"Oh, sorry. For Country and King !"

[BlueShellshock]

Don't think the guard's the only one with questionable vision. Poor rich merchant, cursed to notice nothing, not even his own passing.

[RustyDust]

Now imagine dozens of players doing this at once, with Greg being in all instances of the tavern at the same time. The huge pile of corpses, the guards all phasing through each other. The overlapping "For king and country" and "A corpse!?!"😂😂😂

[IainDoherty]

The "SNITCH!" while looking at Greg during the extended silence was hilarious

[TheHeimZocker]

I swear, i bet filming these must be so fun