Funny Confessions! #16

#shorts (do not attempt)

[devam]

That pineapple kid is such a menace even John Wick refuses to fight him.

[ice]

if you thinking your crush saying no is bad imagine them opening an entire investigation on it

[fatykins]

No way did he buy a pineapple and waste it on some dude😭

[archived_account]

I can picture the grandpa one 💀 "we gather here today to mourn the loss of... Here is the final recording of his voice." The video: *tapping sounds*

[InsaneCinnaRoll]

“I pissed myself on purpose because I didn’t want to play with others”

My guys got his own self defense mechanism

[sheyverbush]

His shoulders must be so sore after carrying all the YouTube shorts like that

[aaaaaaa]

Imagine hearing the last recording of your grandpas voice with also tapping in the background playing💀☠️

[CyberNeighbour]

That ASMR was so relaxing that her grandpa's soul went to another realm of relaxation 💀

[S.is.mine]

i used to wet my bed because i couldn’t be bothered to get up in the night then i would scream my head off and wake everyone up until they came to help me

[NoWayNowhere]

Ah yes, my favourite weapon of choice, 🍍

[hsa]

spongebob's house is now officially lethal weapon

[mincallofmyking]

Spongebob surviving an entire level 10 earthquake

[ccvvbg]

You know what they say:

Never bring hands to a pineapple fight 💀

[weirdbe]

The peeing your pants one just hit different 💀

[serenitythesiren]

The nervous officer was probably nervous to arrest pineapple guy.

[kingwolfton]

Why is it that the person in the second one always has the craziest childhood stories? It’s that same bed/couch frame thingy in every wild childhood confessions

[AvaR]

Guy who pees his pants to drive kids away: my goals are beyond your understanding

[GreyLeafy]

“arresting someone but ur shy” BRO I CANT💀





Edit: Ty for 1k likes

[eren]

“I once saw him kill a man in a school with a pineapple”

[Void_not_found]

Bro the pineapple being used as a weapon was probably the most hilarious one 😂