MARIO MAKES A PERFECT STEAK

[Quasochips]

“Mario is a offensive stereotype towards italians.”
Italians:

[Goonfish]

Doctor:all Dreams have a meaning my dream:

[supuaforever]

Cow: "cuts Mario's balloons"

Mario: so u have chosen DEATH

[lilidk]

Bro should do the voice acting in the new Mario movie 💀

[coryschlichting]

LOL!!! This was FREAKIN' hilarious!!!!

[ambitionary]

I would love if Nintendo hired him to be Mario's new voice actor

[Mr.nobody_.]

Damm he went from regular twitter user to Tasmanian demon.

[cinnabvnnie]

the way that i didn’t even recognize u until “lets-a cook it betch” HAHAAHA

[Lukie]

“Brother, have you seen our cow?”
- That Mario’s rip off but is green

[allymaree]

Mario calling me *betch* hits a little I thought we were friends 😂

[emayen]

Me watching this on Christmas Eve:

*I am four parallel universes ahead of you*

[Zanitey]

The dead cow when he went to go grab the herbs 😭

[brndn]

Lol the “moooo betch” gets me everytime 🤣

[StephersBeyond]

The cry then the revenge, perfect lol
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[GarryWilhem]

Mario smiling with blood on his face was something I never knew I needed for my creepypastas

[neilbreen]

The way he groans after crying made me lose my shit😂

[twarasandeep]

there's nothing I could say to make this better. it's perfect

[Aidan_Yao]

This is both perfect yet disturbing lmao

[KirkX]

Me:mom can we go and meet Mario I wanna selfie with him

My mom:ok

Mario:

[mrblackstyler]

Better voice acting then Chris Pratt 💀