Well That Escalated Quickly..

[blinkybli]

Everyone's worst nightmare: you're relaxing on the beach in the sun and, out of nowhere, some big sweaty Australian dude starts trying to chat you up.

[UsDiYoNa]

Mans protecting his lady while she grows new claws. Respect.

[gloryfulskip]

“You fought off a giant just for me?” 🥰🥰🥰

Yeah he’s definitely getting himself some crab meat tonight 😉🤣

[oscarcampbellhobson]

Australians are the type of people to politely tell a fire to put itself out

[j-schnab]

He's a real man. Defending his woman even if he gets cooked.

[Jr-qwyh]

Alternate title: Fierce mud crab scares off Australian Dragonborn to impress his mate.

[KusabeKuruyashiki]

He just helped that crab impress his mate

[billygibson]

This boy is fun to watch and healthy shows good work God bless

[ajbailey]

Female:"Honey I'm scared."
Male:"Don't worry, I'll handle this."
Male:"Back up, I said back up!"

[bruhmcbruh]

bro came in, roasted his lady’s nails and left

[JacquelynRivera]

That crab heard that Australian accent and thought, "NOT TODAY MOTHA FUQQA!"

[BobGilley]

Love this man and his compassion to help animals 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤

[ancientknight]

What a creature. Wild Australians are truly fascinating

[kaleigh]

First time seeing an Australian flinch.

Well done Mr Crab 🦀

[chonky]

imagine you're having sex and this guy just runs into the room with this energy

[DK_Son]

Mr Krabs is very protective of his Mrs. I love how he keeps springing up and snapping 😂

[ANYS]

That’s one brave crab taking on a full grown Aussie like that.

[baaaser_yt]

Most normal Australian talking to a crab

[irrelevantideology]

I JUST realized why I love this the modern day Steve Erwin. 😭😢😓😊

[lonechromosome]

that crab shows more love to his mate than 50% of human marriages