Did Qualcomm Prank Us?

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Timestamps:
0:00 expectations subverted
0:08 Snapdragon X Elite laptop reviews
2:39 Forbes threatens to sue Perplexity
4:25 QUICK BITS INTRO
4:30 Nvidia is the world's most valuable company
5:14 Ilya Sutskever starts new AI company
5:51 Vision Pro 2, Meta layoffs, Xreal not-phone
6:42 Pixel 8 series gets display-over-USB-C
7:22 emotion-cancelling AI technology

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[distantblaze]

Jesus Jacob, Those were brutal whispers of malcontent.

[saitarunthotada]

Customer: 😵‍💫🤬😡😤😠
Softbank Customer care: You are so peaceful in explaining your experience, appreciated.

[ZoneKei]

I was not anticipating that brutal ASMR.

[midnightstudio]

Can we all be honest? Most valuable company in the world shouldn't be a topic anymore. If it's just switching between Apple, Microsoft, and Nvidia I honestly don't care. Other than that, keep up the good work guys!

[Garrettdx]

I could fall asleep to Jacob calmly whispering to me about how I'm a piece of shit. I've worked enough customer service jobs hungover and wanting to fall asleep while people actually yell at me over the phone that if you turn that into a whisper, it's basically a lullaby

[Systox]

8:06 Riley saying OK and thinking. How is this a real job. 😂
Never change this format!

[MCurley]

“But I’m just a tech news guy. How does he make the laptops float? I don’t know.” 😂

[juskim]

7:57 brings me back to the good ol' days when I worked at Walmart

[johernandez]

That last part with the abusive ASMR had me in tears of laughter..🤣🤣🤣 "I could buy you .. I could buy you."

[baluk]

All I need is more battery life. Whoever gives me more, I will take it—without paying $200 for additional RAM, for sure.

[p_mouse]

I always learned that when you run a business, you should always under promise and over deliver. But these days big companies seem to do the opposite. I guess because they get away with 😢

[gasracing]

@7:56
This is going on all my friends voices mails come 2am tonight 😂

[felixdesrochers]

As if Forbes articles have never been barely cited paraphrased articles form smaller news outlets.

[RyanMacabre]

Honestly surprised they didn't bleep Jacob's whispers like they do on Wan Show lol

[dswartze]

I picked up a SL7 ... love it! Best Windows laptop I've owned. I don't game so I'm not concerned about the lack of gaming support. But I would expect things to change over the next months and years. Things didn't change overnight for Apple when they went ARM many years ago. Also, app emulation is AWESOME! Most of my non-Microsoft apps aren't ready for ARM, but I wouldn't know! BTW, I am coming from the Core i7 16GB RAM Surface Pro 9.

[mhammadalloush]

Windows laptops have a windows problem. If my 8 year old laptop can achieve amazing battery life on linux, the problem isn't the hardware anymore

[alexforce]

I feel like Im watching the intro of a cyberpunk dystopian game about events happened 20 years before the singularity.

[josephgood]

Samsung Dex has been solid for years...

Still will never use it outside of emergencies. But it does all the stuff I need.

[ChippTheFox]

Here before that asmr gets bleeped out. That might have been the funniest joke on tech linked so far. XD

[cornerrepairservice]

ive had people at scam call centers chew and curse me out in the most bored tone ever for wasting their time, i imagined their voice for the ai