It's Too F**king Early For Christmas (Obscure 60s Soul)

Live in the moment with The Middle 3 in this obscure 60s soul vinyl track that definitely isn't a Christmas song, brought to you via ai music magic.

Kelvin Lewis takes center stage as the three brothers make their plea for patience. "Marvin wouldn't sing lead this one," Kelvin said of his brother in an interview outside a Hallmark store in Detroit. "He wanted Christmas all year round while Wendel and I were Thanksgiving guys. That f**kin' store we worked in went straight from Halloween to Christmas...made us stay overnight re-bagging all the candy to make it look fresh. Then we'd go home and Marvin would want to put the tree up with those stale-a$$ candy canes that'd been in the family since the turn of the damn century. And we couldn't even afford lights. We had to move the lamp next to the couch behind the tree. Couldn't see f*ck all inside the living room the last two months of the year until we got that record deal."

The Middle 3's biggest hit here:

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[PsychoChuckGreene]

"Don't you start singin'"
"Or I may start swingin"

Really great line right there

[redjaypictures]

I have been desperately trying to find a weapon to defend against the forbidden mariah carey song, and i think this might be it

[TalentlessRecords]

not me driving around blasting this with windows rolled down

[rabnadskubla]

“Put up the mistletoe after or I’ll be your nutcracker” is my favorite line.

[Metsugolden]

You know i don't have anything against Christmas in fact its one of my favorite holidays, but at least have the courtesy to wait until after Thanksgiving.

[TheScienceNerd]

We need a clean radio version of this song so more of us can play them in the workplace without getting yelled at for profanity

[LordSkella]

I agree
I heard Christmas music in target on Halloween and got so annoyed

[realSwampCast]

This needs to play in every retail store until Black Friday

[pricefieldx]

my cereal almost spilled out my nose when he said "Don't start singin or i may start swingin" lmao

[intergalactichumanempire]

When Thanksgiving ends, Christmas begins. It's a simple rule that many have forgotten, and we must be reminded.

[derworfnet]

This song perfectly encapsulates the feeling I get every goddamn time when shops start selling Christmas-related food before Summer is even over.

[gabbav]

Halloween feels so much shorter now because people immediately go to Christmas. We have to put up with 2 whole months of being happy and shit, and only get a week of spooky season

[_talouf]

this song has so many creative chrismas themed threats people really don't insult with as much class as they used to

[MtgReviewsFromMyCar]

I love Christmas, I love getting gifts, I love getting the perfect gifts for the important people in my life. I love volunteering to give Christmas dinners and presents to those less fortunate than me. But I FUCKING HATE being bombarded with Christmas music from November 1 to January

[ClassyCat]

The middle 3 was my favorite band back in the day. Man takes me back to the good old days. You know what I really loved about middle 3, they dogged on everybody. The annoying customers and the pretentious corperations. Truly one of the best bands of a by gone era.

[nhlcbj]

My obnoxious Karen of a coworker has been blasting Christmas music all week. I’m gonna put this on blast tomorrow.

Update: Sorry for the delay but yeah she wasn’t happy. Everyone else got a laugh but she looked like she got electrocuted. She acts like she’s our supervisor (despite being a 3 day part timer) so I don’t care. I can’t stand when that stuff start immediately after Halloween. By the time Christmas gets here I’m sick of it. Also note a lot of those songs went out of style in the 1960s and they forgot to stop playing them. Ai songs from that era don’t count.

[Pooks]

This I can agree with wholeheartedly, it’s annoying that Christmas is pushed on us since Halloween 😡

[AidenRKrone]

The Middle Three made it big with their hit song, "The Customer Is Always Fucking Wrong", and now they're back with another hit, "It's Too Fucking Early for Christmas".

[uxwbill]

_Every_ last radio station program director who thinks they ought to start playing Christmas music in November needs to hear this, and understand it.

[merbearlorelei]

"We haven't even had Thanksgiving yet!"
*Laughs in Canadian*