When Humans Say Hold My Beer The Galaxy Now Automatically Raises Threat Level To Maximum | HFY

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When Humans Say Hold My Beer The Galaxy Now Automatically Raises Threat Level To Maximum | HFY

Journey into a hilarious sci-fi adventure where humanity's most dangerous phrase - "Hold my beer" - becomes the galaxy's biggest headache! When aliens discover that humans can bend reality simply by having someone hold their drink, panic ensues across the universe. Watch as ordinary humans solve impossible problems, from fixing quantum drives with duct tape to teaching cosmic horrors how to dance!

Follow the increasingly desperate Galactic Council as they try to understand and contain the "Hold My Beer" phenomenon, only to realize that humanity's greatest strength might be their complete ignorance of what's supposedly impossible. From dance-off diplomacy to reality-bending consultancy firms, this story showcases why aliens raise the threat level every time a human sets down their beverage.

Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," "Humans are Space Orcs" stories, and anyone who enjoys tales where human absurdity meets alien logic. Experience the chaos as humanity's casual approach to impossible tasks revolutionizes the entire galaxy, one beverage at a time!

Features epic moments like:

A human fixing an "impossible" warp drive with basic tools
A dance battle that prevents an interstellar war
Scientists trying to understand the "Hold my beer" phenomenon
The ultimate showdown between humans and a reality-eating cosmic entity

#HoldMyBeerSciFi #HumansAreSpaceOrcs #GalacticHumor
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"Hold on. I saw this in a cartoon once." Absolutely awesome.

delmccormack
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As a redneck maintenance worker, I can share our phrase for this: If it seems stupid, but it works, then it ain't stupid.

ParaNoid
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This is the best HFY since the classic "Humans Don't Give A Fuck". I laughed, I cried...it moved me, Bob!

Sithspit_Rogue
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I'm telling you Douglas Adams would be proud! 🤣👊🖖

Perurikun
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(giggling!)
The number of times someone has instructed me to NOT use 'percussive maintenance' to fix something, yet using it DID fix the issue...

cchastant
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That is the thing with humans, we start with doing the impossible and then move on to the hard part 😂😂😂

salazengrum
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The power wasn’t in the phrase “hold my beer”, the power originated from the human wanting to get back to his beer as quickly as possible.

damocles
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This is the best. I personally only truly feel alive during the Hold My Beer moments. For most my adult life, this is how I have made a living once I discovered there was an actual purpose for all this information running around in my head.

Great story

amTheory
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"He's quantum tunneling between dance moves that should be physically impossible"
This is a peak line and I'm definitely going to use it.

risingwind
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This reads like a segment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and I'm here for it.

scusiscusi
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Comical gold. Yes, we do sometimes think in unexpected or seemingly strange ways and over the years I've witnessed a person moments where the person somehow percieved things you'd think impossible. And yes, I've experienced such things myself.

vanhasydan
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Theory:
Humanity is confined, compressed, and controlled chaos operating at half capacity while holding a beverage. When phrase is uttered and beverage handed off, controlled chaos limiters are removed.

Thoughts?

driverr
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While delivering my mail route, I hit a pothole and and broke the upper inlet off the radiator on my Toyota. Blew out all the coolant and immediately overheated. I fixed it with the handle of an angle grinder, zip ties, super glue and baking soda. Finished my mail route and drove 45 minutes home just fine!

nathanfranklin
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Absolutely FANTASTIC! Must have been written by the Grimm brother with a sense of humor.

Paddy_Nithuigim
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The next one should discuss the difference of thinking beers and working beers. Best thing of day.

royscarbrough
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been reading & watching Sci Fi for 60 years. THIS was totally satisfying!

joangordoneieio
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This is the best story yet. I've said, "Hold my..." too many times at work.

jefflanduyt
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It's a wonder how these aliens even got to space. They obviously haven't learned that the humans are using physics to complete their crazy acts.

ianbelletti
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This was so absolutely... Mind boggling. I'm overwhelmed, confused, intrigued my mind is blown... I can't tell if I'm elated by this or suffering an existential crisis.

J-Del
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2nd best after the "When Human says Whoops..." <3 lovin it !

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