Millennials in Heaven

[shadowki]

God: they kinda just forgave your debt
Sallie Mae: *busts into heaven* tf we did, you still owe us 23 large

[Eothr]

I just wanna say, as a Millennial, it is very refreshing to imagine God being chill with our sass. Like, props.

[ChildishSoldier]

"you Final Destinationed me?!?"

[eros]

A life without anxiety and depression is alien to the millennial.

[noskuater]

“It’s weird that that’s surprising to you”. Awesome line.

[RridesR]

… you just unlocked new fears and anxiety’s for the next life…thanks.

[danielbickford]

A plus side, you get to play with all your childhood pets again

[ShadowyKatz]

Everyone who's seen Final Destination has some highly specific generational trauma.

[mkstar]

Government : Your student loan debt was forgiven.

God : You're welcome.

[JM-pmqg]

Every time I try to forget about the final destination movies, they come back. And that quote “you final destinationed me?” Is the best thing I’ve heard all day

[TheAngiepangie]

Socializing with Saints et al FOREVER! That anxiety provoking.

[Leostar-Regalius]

final destination is why i absolutely hate driving behind trucks, for that exact reason

[jamesharris]

"Shortly after you died they forgave all that"
That's the line that's getting me a first class train ticket to hell cause I'd loose my absolute shit🤣🤣🤣

[ClovertheUnburnt]

"SON. OF. A. BI-"
- the millenial karma

[freebooterluckless]

Actually, if we’re following the Catholic teaching of Christianity, getting drunk is a sin but drinking is ok. So in Heaven you’ll be able to drink but never get to the point of drunkenness 😅

[JustAMagicDuck]

“What happened to all my student debt?”
“Oh, shortly after you died the government forgave all of that.”
So this man lived to be a hundred?

[zachrhodys]

This is absolutely amazing and on point, he's definitely got us in a box.

[nomoody]

“You final destinationed me” that had me screaming god those movies were freaky

[Juwlz]

Can I just say that I have been behind trucks with loosely stacked logs, on the expressway, multiple times and I don't understand why I haven't been final destinationed yet😂 every single time it happens, I'm like "seriously?!?" It's not like I live in the middle of nowhere or a location where a lot of logging is happening. I have also once been behind a MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE cow statue the size of a house that was being moved by a very large flatbed AND HALF of a historical house being transported to I'm assuming this historical home outdoor museum near me. Just half of a house driving down I-75.

[Qwxc]

“DANG… YOU FINAL DESTINATIONED ME”

Gives me memories