If we take English literally

#shorts #english #funny #skit #comedy

[AnnaMariya-kszd]

Ngl I thought we'd see her JUMP into the shower than Jumping inside the shower.

[KarthikeyanK-dkvi]

"Im Running For The President"

[prakash]

Him: I died out of laughter
She: 💀☠️☠️

[Kvd]

Reminds me of this joke-
Dad- (injured and on deathbed) Son, Call me an ambulance quickly!.
Son- Hey Ambulance.
Dad - (Smirking proudly after kicking bucket) That's my son.

[yoshiz]

"Break a Leg out there!"
Me: Okay... *BREAKS LEG AND EXPERIENCE EXCRUCIATING PAIN* YEOOWWWWCHHHH!!

[buttermaster]

"Yo, ima take a shower real quick"

Proceeds to drill out the shower 😂

[jocklazer]

This reminds me of that one Gumball episode where Bobert took everything literally

[Idk-sm]

“Can you make me a coffee?”
Famous last words

[McKavian]

When I was at the doctors office, the RN did all of the preliminary stuff. Once done, she said, "Hold on while I grab the doc."

I said, "Please don't, technically that's assault."

[mbkgroup]

"mooommm where should I put this?"


"On my head!😠"


"Sure-"

[safanasadiq]

would be soo funnnn😂😂 like all my south korean frnds make me laugh just like this...One day I told him to take all the bread and butter from the store ( I meant the necessaries) but he filled up the trolley with bread and butter packets and asked me, "Should I fill some more trolleys?" 😂😂😂😂

[WinterPhoenixForestKirin]

I'm impressed by her dedication to physical comedy!

[phoebesmith]

That would be “hey can you pour coffee ON me?” LOL Pour me a coffee simply means pour a coffee FOR me.

[JannPoo]

Remember: the nose runs and the feet smell.

[Ice.muffin]

Omg the discomfort in this and the cleaning up to do afterwards. My depression could never.

[rconscious]

Wu-tang sweater, I'm officially in love with you 😊

[bouncingBrain]

I don't jump in the shower, I hop. Sometimes I skip.

[devam]

When both you and your roomate are Sociopaths:

[TheDoublebassist]

That jumping wasn't REAL quick. It was regular jumping.

[kanamisprs]

That moment when you try to say something in the new language you're learning, thinking it makes sense and the person you're talking to looks at you like "what???"