I'm Not A Robot ✅

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[Paul-A]

Captcha v4 will just be a Google employee staring at you through the window.

[spacekid]

i once failed that recaptcha "test"

*i havent felt 100% human ever since*

[lepton_]

The amount of captcha tests I've failed makes me consider that in the future, captchas will be so difficult for humans that only bots can solve them.

[sauronmauron]

Recaptcha v4: a swat team breaks into your house and confirm your humanity shooting at your leg

[najmaht.a.]

"they give you a score based on how likely you are to be human"


me: *sudden identity crisis*

[thecatdragon]

Then comes the worst: poorly designed websites where half of the verification thing is outside of the screen on mobile and can not be pulled back into place

[smith]

Please identify all cars in this picture, but do it fast please our selfdriving car needs to know ASAP.

[reasonablyobsessed]

I'd like to quote John Mulaney:
"We spend half of our days proving a robot we're not a robot."

[nicholasgawler-collins]

"Urmm... some images some people might like to see."

Well done Tom. Always family friendly.

[GamesFromSpace]

"Please identify these numbers and street signs and cats so that our automated system can tell you you were wrong and make you do it again."

[Nugcon]

But should I still box it if the square only has 2 pixels of street sign?

[abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz]

Plot twist:

The makers of reCaptcha are robots.

[jerikmitchell]

"What do you do for a living?"
"I work at the bank"
"Oh, so you're a teller or something?"
"No I watch videos of people waving"

[renakunisaki]

As an alien, I appreciate that ReCaptcha says "I'm not a robot" rather than "I'm a human".

[mr.doctor]

“I’m not a robot”
Sounds like something a robot would say

[TheGreatCooLite]

Tom, stop trying to hide it.
We all know that you're a robot.
It's ok, there's nothing wrong with that

[AliasNo]

That sounds suspiciously like something a sentient robot would say

[Stealthwilde]

I miss recaptcha 1.0. It was a great way of coming up with names for sci-fi characters.

[deciduous]

Google: Tick the “I’m not a robot” box
Me: tries to move mouse jaggedly to pretend to be a bot.

[bukachell]

Prisoner 1: "So, how'd you get into prison?"


Prisoner 2: "I didn't give the police my Minecraft account's password"