r/Dankmemes | see you on the other side

[IFYUSEEKAY]

Experimentation is the key: You can eat almost anything. Some things are OK to eat, many will kill you. But a small percentage will get you really HIGH!!

[erissfootworshipper]

"Russian woman giving birth while officers fight off bears"

Seems about right.

[Nomad_]

She's asking for beer as well and she's 14, and her dad says yes because they legal drinking age is a lot lower then the USA. They also drive much later then us.

[DestinyObake]

I actually have seen a few single dad posts trying to take over Mother’s Day, but they usually get buried because someone says something equally stupid and everyone focuses on that. But yeah, we have Mother’s Day /and/ Father’s Day for a reason.

[sayed]

You only realise how often someone swears when a weird as hell censor is put on it.

[TheNefastor]

Best anthem is the Marseillaise. It's the only one that's a war song about flooding the countryside with the blood of the enemy. Meanwhile every other country is "god save our queen", "god gave us a good country", etc... Wimps.

[ginathecookie]

"Your future self is talking crap about you."

Sounds about right, tell them I said hi.

[beepyboro]

Giving mom a normal gift and giving dad a drill: N A H

Pulling out a uno reverse : Y A H

[yurifornow]

Caveman 1: Don't eat that bird, it's going to kill you Boogaboo
Caveman 2: * cooks it over a fire *
*"Dude, you're not gonna believe this."*

[Tylorean]

The one you couldn’t understand:
(Translation)Girl: Can i have a beer, dad? I’m getting 14 today
Dad: *Yes*

[revieweverything]

Day 10 of asking Robin to bring back “What’s Poppin’, I’m Robin.”

[KhezuOnYourScreen]

Scammer: Your son is dying.
Me: * Does a Vergil *

[ernestsanchez]

School can wait. One of my favorite channels just posted

[albertussuryaananta]

There's something about Robin's voice that is just soothing.

[marivicespinosa]

My body: **trying to do the correct stuff**
My brain: _MY STUPIDITY IS INFINITE AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME_

[awesomestyles]

Day 286 of asking for these subreddits:

Robin:

-r/sbubby
(doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)

Jack:

-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees

Lexi:

-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing

And finally:

-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)

Thanks! :D

[amiaz]

Fun Fact: there's always hope, people will miss you, don't go, you're worth it

[Avery_Doom]

3:45 daughter: "can I have a beer dad? I turned 14 today."
Dad :"yes"
Which is true btw I am German and you're literally allowed to drink at 14 and buy certain types of alcohol at 16

[coralcrowglow]

1:26 this joke. Was clever. It didn't even get mentioned. Just perfectly smooth. Thank you Robin.

[thatrandomonekaylasayshell]

3:46 ruff translation for people wondering. Girl: "Can I have beer dad? I'm 14." Dad: "sure"