Ice King Ain’t No Pedo

[LeadHerring]

"Damn it Finn, Im a serial sex offender not a pedophile!"

[stratastar]

5 stages of ice king grief
1. acceptance
2. acceptance
3. acceptance
4. acceptance
5. acceptance

[Sheenifier]

Doctor: "She's 13 now"
Ice King: "Understandable. Have a nice day"

[thatguy]

The crown took his mind but never his morals.

[naughtymelon]

The dude has been living as an insane hermit wizard for 1000 years but still knows liking kids is wrong. Absolute Chad.

[stefanbesendorfer]

Everyone else would say "she only looks like 13 years old, she's still a centuries old entity", but Ice King didn't even think about that at all. Huge respect for Simon!

[meepermoppers]

he may be a serial kidnapper, but he's no discord moderator. respect.

[Toxic_MF]

*Nobody knows ice king were the most wholesome character until they saw his backstory*

[boneheadedfellow]

"Awh dang it"
There was no denial, no anger, no bargaining, no depression. Just absolute acceptance.

[Gtune_]

Ice King has more morals than some people online ngl 💀

[Hopper_Arts]

He is a creepy old man, but not THAT kind of creepy old man, respect

[DarthVader]

No hesitation, no protest, just instant acceptance. Never let it be said that Ice King doesn’t have morals.

[revelare_xvii]

*That awkward moment when the Ice King has better morals than most influencers.*

[babbit]

Not even Ice King pulls the "Well she's really a 1000 year old sentient gumwad" card, respect

[KageTenshiiRyuu]

I like to imagine that's THE last shred of his sanity and humanity right there. That fatherly instinct/love he had for Marcy held on and manifested as the utmost standard: Age matters.

[ebonyblack]

He said, "I only kidnap adults, " and dipped. All jokes aside, I think this is one of those rare moments where we can see a remnant of Simon in there. Because as crazy as he is (especially in regards to Bubblegum), he had enough sense to not go after an underage girl. Now that I think about it, I don't think he's ever gone after Flame Princess or any of the other underage girls. Even in his deranged state he still understood that preying on children was wrong. He didn't even try to groom them.

[Basilikum]

Damn, Ice king outdone half of online influencers in less than 30 seconds

[CallmeQeoe]

Crazy how even a villain can be less evil than most people on Discord

[ratsinatrenchcoat]

it’s the saddest thing realizing that ice king’s obsession with princesses is because he called betty his princess and he just wants his princess betty back

[maxwalton]

Simon doesn’t traumatize kids, he helps traumatized kids.