Christian Denominations Slander

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[ffiefieeziic]

0:07 when God told you to be a prophet but you misheard and thought he said "make a profit"

[sirshramp]

You know, as Christians we like to pull on each other's chains and drive each other nuts, . . . but at least we can all come together and laugh at the Methodists.

[baconfox.]

As an Orthodox Christian I can confirm I was baptized like a hamburger patty getting flipped at a backyard BBQ.

[EspressoMonkey]

As a Catholic i do actually fly off the handle when someone says we worship Mary

[stagelumbago]

As a baptist, I'm offended that you didn't mention us eating fried chicken and biscuits after every church function 😂

[CarlJohnson]

As a Baptised Orthdox, i can say my head still hurts even after almost 14 years

[rclark]

As a Native American and a Christian, that awful image of the pope in a headdress will never fail to give me nightmares.

[IndoHelleneBall]

As a catholic child with a baptist dad, i can comfirm all these to be true

[nathanmcgill]

I love the touch of Calvinists being represented by a guy with 'Reformed' written on his vest. I hope that's not a coincidence

[JustinianRomanov]

I like how the worst thing anyone can find about Orthodoxy is the historical formula for baptizing infants

[boazlickliter]

As a Christian myself, I can confirm that this is actually true to an extent.

[AnonymousAnonymous-cxwn]

As an orthodox who accidentally got dropped, this was hilarious

Edit: Theological debate warning in the replies, proceed with caution

Edit 2: How did this lazy comment get 1.4k likes lol

[arcaneduck]

My favorite part is that nobody likes prosperity preachers.

[ExplainingChristianity]

As an Orthodox Christian, this is absolutely relatable.

[inkdupbagman]

0:59 As a Catholic at some point it just gets plain annoying

[unlicensedpilots]

The Catholicism one is very true, the amount of times I’ve had to explain that we don’t worship Mary is insane.

Edit: We don’t worship Mary, that’s the fact of it.

[ahnimations]

As a non-denominational Christian, I am offended that you didn't call us out for trying to explain how we are a denomination and are not a denomination at the same time

[slimeinabox]

I'm Baptist and I lothe modern service.
It's not supposed to be a singalong concert, it's supposed to be a show of unity.

[picivyvortac]

Lol baptists and grape juice! I grew up baptist and can confirm. "they said it was the best wine and that means it was newer and less alcoholic."

[HatterTobias]

you're spot on


now let me explain why ELCA isn't really lutheran