Kiss the Girl Gamer

♥Going on record and saying girl gamers are quite amazing kissers.

Got an email recently saying, "sWooZ, all your funny stories w/ females is you "ALMOST" getting the girl. Give us a funny SUCCESS story for once dude!". Your wish is my command.

For those of you watching from mobile devices- after credits video links//

Music: "sWooZie's Theme" by JAMISON LY

Jamison Iy:

[_Mugman]

I died at the part where you said you looked over her shoulder and saw a little Sebastian the Crab saying "kiss the girl mon"

[OZAN]

Tips to both genders:
Boys, dont act like you just found out about an endangered species when you see a girl gamer
Girls, dont say that you are a girl gamer on a game, males dont say that they are male gamers, we are all gamers so we dont need to state our gender.

[lenacostello]

“the knees, of the bees”
“Sexier than a
Dying.

[tripleverkillz]

"Kiss the girl mon."

Lmfao.

[pegamoose]

I hate it when I'm playing a game and I got the mic on cause I'm tryna talk to the squad but then everyone is like "ARE YOU A GIRL" and it's just like why is that important all I'm tryna do is kill stuff and y'all acting like I'm running for president in the 1950's

[hweesuan]

I remember when guys were like "Easy game." in Match Chat in Overwatch even before the game started. I replied "Why" and that guy replied "You're a girl" I was like "No shit, why" and he was like "girls can't shoot" I targeted him the entire match and I killed him faster than a cheetah

[BitzuMC]

This was the first swoozie video I ever watched. on top of that, it's my favorite one.

[LoyalistViral]

Theres no such thing a girl gamers, we are just gamers there is no need to say your gender because gender doesn't define the skill or the passion you have for games, so ladies, please stop calling yourself girl gamers and just call yourself gamers. ^^

-Adam

[wilfredynunez]

Trade in 95 games and get $3.50 store credit. Gamestop in a nutshell.

[makeighlacollins]

Once i went into a gamestop and everyone was just staring at me so i left lmao 😂😂

[Imjustheretowatchvideos-]

I think it's so stupid that ''girl gamers'' are ''special''. I hate it when I'm playing a game online and a girl says:'' just so you know I'm a girl so I'm not good at this game.'' And they get showered with praise. And I'm a girl myself.

[nullifytheshark]

"Kiss de girl mon..."

LOST IT.

[chereen]

Gamer words:
GG: good game
OP:over powered

[carnage]

Proof that gamer girls are op:

When she said ”GG”
I said...

[extraaccount]

STORY TIME

So I was playing Minecraft and my guy friend invited me to one of his friend's world.

So I thought that was cool, and accepted because I had nothing better to do. So, I start playing and decide to use my mic because there are 10+ people and everyone is like "YOU'RE A GIRL" so I mumbled "yeah..." SO EVERYONE STARTED SACRIFICING DIAMOND WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO ME AND IM LIKE-

DUDES. STOP.

I KNOW HOW TO PLAY, I'M FINE THIS IS PRETTY EASY.

But they wouldn't. They kept throwing food, and other items etc. at me.

So I killed them all (including the admin) with the stuff they gave me.

Of course I got kicked from the game, but it was worth it.

[pcwolfie]

2:12 SABER TOOTH TIGA

2:21 SABA TOOTH TIGAH

3:59 SSAABBAA TUTH TAIGAH

[goobyplsbb]

If you're a guy and you sound like a girl
Take advantage
go on a game where people can trade
Go on the mic
"HIHIHI guys as.. I'm a girl
fokin rich in 2 secs

[novatheraven]

0:06 literally he rhymed “as soon as girl hops on the mic the guys like” swoozie u tryna drop bars on us?

[ForbiddenNickname]

I turned my girl into a gamer without even trying. I was playing my favorite online game. And she would just sit next to me and watch me play. Then some day she asked whether she could give it a shot herself. I was all like: Sure why not? And she totally sucked, since it was the first video game she ever played in her whole life. However she practiced a lot on her own and got incredibly good. Now we always team up and beat the crap out of our enemies. True story.  (:
I frickin luv her! :3

[ianlynch]

Okay this man wins at life, I am subscribing literally right now :)