Reading Funny Tweets 4/30/21 #Shorts

[-nimo-]

I come up with the BEST comebacks in the shower.

[milymonstand]

"Going into a spiral, anyone want anything?"
Junji Ito warned us about this.

[loliglosscosmetics]

There’s two types of people

“Oh no this thing is broken I better not break it more”

“Oh no this thing is broken. Oh well it was already broken anyways.*breaks even more*”

[gruby]

Omg! Is this a miracle?? He didn't say facts ONCE

[makaylareid]

him: "July 32"

me "i thought there were only 29 days in July"

my mom "go to bed"

[wessalgrrr]

Someone: breathes
Him: Dying of laughter or saying “FAX ON FAX”

[Pockii]

We love your laugh Ben!! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!!💙💙

[AliferousAngels]

The fact he laughs after every one makes me want to scream-

[seth]

For the shower they forgot dancing, singing, rewriting shakespeares entire works, philosophising and more

[mynameisntyourbusiness]

Nothing is more relatable than the "Taking a shower" one

[hannah_beth]

Who else noticed in the first one, "July 32nd"? I'm not going to explain what's wrong... 🤣

[lonelysimp]

The shower thing is why I no longer take showers in the morning or I’ll leave the house at 10:30 AM

[siw]

when someone says to me “can u ask u smth” i always say ‘u can ask but that doesn’t mean i’ll answer’

[desireepaulplummer]

So can you understand about him laughing so much😂😂😂😂😂😂
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[KutsaiChan]

Yes, all I do is simmer in anxiety wherever I go! I forgot what relaxation actually feels like...

[Loveforseungmin]

After a fight, anyone just rant comebacks in the shower and wished you actually would have said it😭

[LianaNicki]

That moment when your parents had the worst argument you come down stairs sweating cause you’re scared of what’s gonna happen, you come in the room and you get this: Hey Honey, do you need anything?
You then get one of those feelings:
1. MASSIVE Relief
Or
2. What was the point of the biggest stress in my whole life, like my room is clean, homework done and a thousand pages of my lecture read, oh come on

[oyasumiihearts]

Imma add something to the shower one
1% showering
30% winning arguments
39% doing nothing
30% mixing all the products together
Ok but I’m right tho!

[kenzieglasgow]

I argue at the wall how Jacob Black is better that Edward Cullen

[jaspercat]

Literally, there’s a girl in my class that says “can I ask you something” no matter the question whether its “what was the homework?” Or something serious.