Flying chinchilla

[PiousMoltar]

So 100 balloons exactly = 1 chinchilla's worth of buoyancy.

Gotta love the metric system.

[regenccksmasochist]

Imagine going into an aisle, stopping and seeing, a Chinchilla slowly floating towards you

[DaintyDorktapus]

“hey do you know how many pounds this many balloons can carry?”
“About 13 chinchillas.”
“ W h a t .”

[TheTrueSuper]

Omg shes so pretty! I'm kinda jealous

[Connor-ONeill]

These are some American sounding measurements right here. 100 balloons per chinchilla.

[Moose_vk]

Meanwhile the minimum wage employee just watching in horror wondering whether or not he'll be reprimanded for this

[jenniferoliveira]

That’s a very chilled Chinchilla. My Chinchilla would have jumped.

[Bezos]

As a German I'm disappointed that 99 balloons didn't suffice

[biishop]

marbles walked so this chinchilla could ASCEND lmaooo

[ShihadMan]

They said "Fuck the helium shortage, we got to make this chinchilla float!!!"

[beef]

instructions unclear, my chinchilla is heading towards mars

[rhey]

Chinchilla: " God dammit I just want my dust bath"

[uroboros]

So I only need 100 balloons to send a chinchilla on space mission. Good.

[dominikblack]

"Pretty hot in here, I'm gonna open this window"
**Distressed chinchilla noises**

[JustPlainAce]

bring him outside. He'll be an astronaut

[tokyohuff]

as a former party city worker, these are normal activities for in store hours.

[SphinxQuest]

Gotta make a move to a town right for mee!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎼🎹🎵🎵

[fearandloathingmedia]

That's where the last of earth's helium went.

[DesecratedTTV]

"Only 100"

Chinchilla: "Tomorrow. Tomorrow I start my diet."

[rocketeer]

👉 "How do you make a chinchilla float?"

👉 "Well, you take one scoop of chinchilla..."