Florida Man In SoCal: Halloween Horror Nights

Florida challenges California in the ultimate Halloween Horror Nights face-off. Who knew states could be this salty? Mention In-N-Out, and things might just get saltier.

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[raspberrygc]

“Florida. I’ve been trying to remain calm since the mid 90s and I need you to get out of my car before I have a relapse. 😄” THAT GOT ME 😭 California villian arc when?

[Aevanne]

Seeing Florida have a mental breakdown is adorable

[Egan-pop]

"A good man needs no rules. Today's not a good day to find out why I have so many." ~ Batman (and Cali probably)

[flushmastercyclonis]

Blinky blinky blinky.

This is extra funny to me as I just came down to Florida for vacation a day and a half ago. I got my first taste of rural Florida at night when our GPS decided to send us on a cross country "shortcut." Being only able to see what was in my headlights on a narrow road surrounded by trees unfamiliar to me as a northerner it felt kind of like driving through a haunted forest on an alien world. At one point I thought that this environment would be perfect for inspiring all sorts of cryptid legends but then I thought, "Oh wait, they don't need Sasquatch or Mothman because they already have Florida Man."

[DRsunshine]

I love California's slow descent into madness

[megendoherty]

I love it ! California losing his " crap"! 😂 and Florida having an existential crisis! I hope ya'll enjoyed Halloween 🎃

[TheDevilAtTheCrossroads]

That New Orleans bit was scarily accurate.

[sillee__]

I love the idea that california and florida fight like a married couple and louisiana is just there like their child

[WpngWll]

California: *having bad flashbacks
Florida: Blinky blinky blinky

[rebekahg]

the hollywood vs orlando hhn fan dispute is so well done here, and i was HOWLIN through it. ive been going to hhn for like 20 years now and this is maybe the best and fairest dispute depicted. he's deadass right about orlando having the best community-- and deadass right about the lore making the event better. 10/10 video.

[Heavenlyhounds]

How's about Florida pays for tickets for BOTH of them to go to Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights? Or Cali pays the plane tickets and Florida pays for the event tickets.

[banditsspies]

This was so sweet with Florida getting vulnerable and then he kept going and spoke In-n-out blasphemy.

[bigbear]

Cali thinks back to when he out crazed even Florida

[lilykep]

"is it safe?" Loui suddenly has lost his hearing, very tragic.

[niyablake]

I want to see California have proper flash back and lose it on FL and TX and LA say California was out of line

[Blissful_Simp]

Cali’s beanie actually looks red👏🏻

Edit: oh my god! I love Florida’s Chucky/Hello Kitty hat

[AzraNoxx]

Dayum. Was that a clip of Milk in the background? You really went for it with that one. The CA state-wide ptsd is clearly strong because I could spot it from the half-second clip.

It definitely underscores a hidden side to nice-guy California, though. There's a depth of commitment that comes from having gotten it very wrong and trying to do better.

[keyblademasterclark]

I love their...ummm....I guess "friendship"? whatever this relationship is I love it

[IkkebottExpirson]

I was absolutely blindsided at "Trans-Siberian Orchestra". Turns out it's American band... * sad trombone noises * Oh well, new music to check out!
Appreciate your vids, it's a well needed insight to State's difference. Midwest and Alaska are my favourites

[andrefiller]

Florida needs to experience Knotts Scary Farm.