Hey Siri, what’s 0 divided by 0?

[immidhunjith]

Mark my words "100% sure this video will get millions of views in the future"

[jansantiagoo]

"And your friends are sad because they don't exist."

Wow, thank you

[Devire]

I've asked Google Assistant the same question and it said that it "is some unknown number mathematicians have yet to discover. Maybe they'll name it after you :)" It also offered additional queries such as "Roast me" and "Do you like Siri?" They know!

[dyrokudobane]

"Dividing by zero is not possible. It's one of those things that nature abhors. Like vacuuming."
-Cortana answering "what is 0/0?"

[TheGlitchyMario]

She used to say: 

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends."
"See? It dosen't make sense."
"And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies."
"And you are sad because you have no friends”

New version is better.

[ayurikko]

In the Brazilian version, she said exactly the same thing, except the last part. In our version she said “and you get sad, because you don't have friends”.

[ArchivedSwedenball]

To all of you who says this is fake: the reason why u thunk this is fake cuz they removed it. :(

[Noycey]

Being in Australia, my Siri says biscuits instead of cookies, but she still says the Cookie Monster.

[LYB]

I'm pretty sure siri was harsher on older iPhone, saying you are sad because you have no friends

[squeed]

it used to say “and you are sad because you have no friends”

[desmondschneider]

Siri went from hurtful, to smart.
It changed to this.
“If you devide nothing by nothing, then there is nothing to divide by, and the division never happened. So my answer is… no.”

[MHABC]

This is certified EMOTIONAL DAMAGE moment.

[hotdogbananaman]

one time I asked Siri the same question over and over until Siri finally had enough and said "don't you have anything better to do?"

[huntercool]

Imagine having a relatively good day and then all of a sudden you get roasted by Siri

[sppsports]

Suddenly, I have forgiven Apple for all their wrongdoings. This was amazing. I will be telling my friends about this.

[meowmeow]

Me: “Hey siri my dad died”

Siri:” I’m sorry. Do you want me to cheer you up?”

Me: “Tell me a joke”

Siri:”knock knock”

Me:”who’s there?”

Siri:”not your dad”

[sid]

Lol Siri got some savage sense of humour

[JeevanSamagar]

🔥🔥🔥 These fires came while listening 🎧

[MirlitronOne]

Another subtle way of advertising cookies.

[dustindraws]

Me: “Black rectangle voice of truth, what is your wisdom?”
Siri: “You have no cookies and you have no friends.”
Me: crys in corner