When the DOOM music kicks in

No baby was harmed in making of this video.

[Anonymous-ybfl]

"Destroy the child."

-Doomguy, probably

[zyde]

Imagine, replace the stuff with something dyed red and present this to a large preferably unsuspecting group of people

[godzillakaijuboy]

Imagine if this was the only thing left of humanity.

[seriousnorbo]

When you say "to feed the baby" but AI hears it as "defeat the baby"

[lenrenken]

"honey, I think the baby just threw up its own stomach"
"just push it back in"

[karstengrenzig]

Google: lightly thump on the back with your palm until the baby burps
Bing:

[devenscott]

This is how Nestle get the Water out of people they kidnapped.

[YarbroK]

“Oh no! My baby is choking to death. What should I do?”

Google: “call 911, the operator on the phone will give you instructions until helps arrives.”

Bing:

[randomgamer]

Congratulations!
Achievement unlock: *Dad's turn*

[mrdrakewood]

"Burp baby" more like merrily beat the living soul of of the baby.

[johnymlg]

Machine be like: IM GONNA BURP THE HELL OUT OF YOU

[Rose-ufeh]

“The child shall not be an obstacle” “Defeat the baby”


Yes

[aliaborez]

Christian moms when you say ''hell'' instead of ''heck''

[CobaltFyrestone]

The new glory kill animations look great!

[thoriummothman]

this can easily be weaponized
i enjoy it

[Sarah-qxvz]

My baby is kicking me from inside and he has no idea what I’m laughing at lmao!

[greenmurci]

As a father with young children. This is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen.

[christiangottsacker]

The destructive power of this weapon... is *STAGGERING*

[jeanclaudethedarklord]

i started laughing my ass off the moment the baby spits out milk

[BizzyTheBmo]

mom, can we buy the burp baby thing

mother: what burp baby thing

the thing: