Moms

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[sallyritchie]

“I’m not your maid” is the most accurate line ever!

[thecookielegend]

Holy shit the mom yelling on the phone for no reason is sooo accurate

[duolingobird]

The dove dark chocolate got me. I swear this guy is a psychic.

[Fleurdecarmel]

“Hey mom, I don’t feel so well”

“IT’S CAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS ON THAT DANG PHONE”

[marshmallowlilypads]

"Who else was there? Name each one of them individually"

[yasminebelhimer]

When your parents are asleep
Kids: *slowly closing the cabinet and slowly walking*

When we are asleep
Parents: *BANG* *BANG* *SLAMMING THE CABINET*

[joci]

glad to know that mothers screaming into their phone when talking to family members/friends is universal

[matttellier]

"Name each one of them individually" literally my mom

[Youngboyadept]

Mom: HONEY!!!!
Child: Yes?
Mom: ...
Child: YES?
Mom: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM OVER THERE?

[iggyandhercat]

Does any of y'alls mom ever get frustrated in the middle of cooking and starts talking about how no one helps her in the house ?

[parxival]

Who else had moms that when they picked you up from your friends they would be like let’s go and then talk to your friends mom for like 2 hours

[celiap]

Me and my friends would tell each other “Oh my gosh your mom is sooo nice!” When in reality all moms act super nice when friends are over 😂

[sachinnair]

"Good morning, or should I say good afternoon, looks like somebody slept well" my God this is so incredibly accurate

[Carina]

I love that a single plain black apron is your mom costume

[jupiterdreaming]

child : *dies*
mum : it's because of ThAt DaMn PhOnE

[Khyon]

My mom being on Facebook for 10 hours
“Your on that phone too much, go outside and socialize”

[sydneyelizabeth]

“your father can’t find anything” 😂😂 so accurate

[coldcase]

*”I do all the work in this damn house”*

[idontknowwhatimdoing]

“I’m just going to Costco to get some milk. Unload the dishwasher”

*comes back with the whole store*

“Did you unload the dishwasher?” “Yes”

“When I was a kid I made sure the WHOLE HOUSE WAS CLEAN BEFORE MY MOTHER CAME HOME W I T H O U T HER EVEN ASKING ME”

“You kids do nothing” “But I just unloaded the dishwasher and did the laundry”

“ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO That’s what I thought.”

“Go set the table”

*makes the quietest noise ever known to mankind*

“HEY NO BANGING MY DISHES”

[justarainyday]

Moms are moms, and will become more mom-like as you tell them and reach optimum mom mode as they defend themselves, saying they are not very mom-like.