The pinnacle of automotive engineering is here

Big thanks to @nekxstxzis for the music. Make sure to check out his songs.

As the end of the internal combustion era approaches, we at BMW M GmbH have constructed a tribute to the legacy of the petrol engine.

[cgomega]

this video could be split into two parts:
1: the greatest car promotion video ever
2: rock.

[EchoWhiskey]

I love how the grill is drawn on with permanent marker. True weight saving innovations here.

[BosnianApeSociety]

No, I was not paid by BMW to make this ☹. I just picked the first marque that came to my head. If the stars were a little different we would have had the Alfa Romeo Brick.

[Eggyteevee]

"Turn signal subscription starts $499 a month."
Perfection

[es]

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles... truly the pinnacle of innovation

[justliech]

That scares me is that before the joke comes in, it is legitimately better than most modern car ads

[pieines]

I'm always suprised by how well made those are before the joke fall like a rock.

[karzeng]

bro dropped the hardest car edit and thought we would ignore a thriving trout comunity in south america

[ambarrivera]

can we talk about that clean transition at 0:36 real quick

[ezraweldegabriel]

Until 1:30 this is legitimately one of the most amazing commercials I have ever seen, and afterward it is easily #1
You do some amazing work, keep it up man

[JacobthePoshPotato]

A boulder going 174 MPH is terrifying.

[fluffyboom]

This should be an official BMW commercial. I'm sure it will rock their world

[thexthaz]

It’s actually insane how perfect this is. The vocab, transitions, light blurs. Incredible.

[bc]

The BMW M Rock, the pinnacle of mineral chiselling. Paying tribute to the E30 M3, we fitted the BMW M Rock with a stalagmite 4 engine which provides a staggering 290 rockpower at years BC and 207 stone-feet of raw unbridled torque at years BC, making the M Rock the definitive driving experience - unmatched by any other pebble. Our stonemets managed to show how the stone age truly rolls, with boulder-wheel drive and an eroded cobble weight of only 196 stones, the M Rock can petrify even the most advanced competitors.


- Bavarian Mineral Works - Masonry Division -

[brianirwin]

What always gets me about your videos is that you seem to have a perfect, intuitive understanding of how corporations create and produce educational/promotional AV material. Everything about the blocking, camerawork, script, and narration in this is so believably accurate for a longform car promo that it's almost a surprise when the BMW-M Rock appears, despite knowing at all times that there's a joke coming. This and the Roundabout driver's ed video are probably the most impressive parody vids on this site, for the sheer commitment to the bit throughout the entire runtimes.

Anyway, cheers mates, your talent is spectacular and I'm delighted you've chosen to share it with us.

[anasexualmeatbag]

Finally, a car that can keep up with these gas prices

[RapidFireToaster]

It's not just a boulder.. IT'S A ROOOCK...!

[kieran.grant_]

As a BMW driver, I approve this message. We often get a bad rap, and for good reason.

[benjaminblackbird]

The check engine light had me on the floor 1:47 🤣🤣🤣

[buhwhatidk]

The first part almost brought me to tears, and when the M-Rock was introduced, I burst into sobs. Truly a beautiful machine. Unironically though, the first part almost made me cry. And the M-Rock is something I don't even doubt that they would do at this point considering what their current design is like (the XM)