If you know… you know

[Moowa]

for those who dont understand, he basically traded his own biological son to get the phone, not buying it for his son as a gift

[watercatॱ]

"How would you like to pay"
"My son"

[learningthingswithmia]

It's nice to hear his real voice.

[QueMirasBobo]

“ That’ll be $1234”
“I don’t have any cash on me is he good enough?”

[OrenSprunkiGD]

Just give this man a brotha already 😭🙏

[TrentPutnam-gb]

Someone please get this man up, brother😢

[anniewalker]

"How would you like to pay"
"with my son for $2"😂😅

[milusitygrysek]

Bro really needed a brother just like you / him

[Praga]

“Hey, it’s $412616.”
“Hey son, say hi to your new dad”

[RodrickHale-qg]

Simple explanation: He traded his son for a phone🤲

[SkyheartSkyWing]

"no no no, I got this FOR. Our son." 🔥💀🙏

[PhilippaConner]

-That’ll be 5, 000 Dollars, please...
-Uh I’m short on cash take him

[jummynahdia]

“I’m sorry but you can’t afford it”
“Take my son” 💀💀💀

[EctoEclipse]

Give this man a brother🙏🏻


*Edit 1: Omg 100 likes??*
*Edit 2: Omg 200 likes???*

[RubinPlayz]

For those who don’t understand, it’s basically that he bought it for the sun and not for his son but the son in the solar system and all the other comments are wrong you wanna know how I know cause it’s an old classic joke back in 2023. I don’t forget it you’re welcome.

[PokeDog-zk]

"I ALWAYS WANTED A BROTHAAAA" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[aasthamadaan]

bro keeps his priorities straight 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[ZactasticGaming]

For those who don't know:

The radius of destruction caused by a nuclear bomb depends on its explosive yield, typically measured in kilotons (kt) or megatons (Mt) of TNT equivalent. Here are the main effects of a nuclear explosion and how they relate to the bomb's radius of impact:

Fireball:
At the center of the explosion, a fireball forms, reaching millions of degrees in temperature.
For a 15-kt bomb (like the one dropped on Hiroshima), the fireball has a radius of about 200–300 meters (650–1, 000 feet).

Blast Wave:
The shockwave from the explosion causes most of the structural damage.

Overpressure effects:
5 psi (pounds per square inch): Most residential buildings collapse. This radius is about 1.5–2 km (1–1.2 miles) for a 15-kt bomb.

Thermal Radiation:
The heat from the explosion can cause severe burns.

Third-degree burns:
Affect skin and ignite flammable materials. This can occur up to 3–4 km (2–2.5 miles) for a 15-kt bomb.
Larger bombs have much greater thermal effects, with burns possible at tens of kilometers

Radiation:
Initial radiation from the explosion and lingering radioactive fallout cause harm to living beings and the environment.

Lethal radiation dose:
Can extend to about 1–2 km (0.6–1.2 miles) from the blast center for a 15-kt bomb. Fallout can spread over hundreds of kilometers, depending on wind and weather conditions.

Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP):
High-altitude detonations produce EMPs that can disable electronic devices and infrastructure over hundreds of kilometers.
Larger Bombs
Modern nuclear weapons can have much larger yields, significantly increasing the radius of destruction. For example, the Tsar Bomba (50 Mt), the largest bomb ever detonated, had a fireball radius of about 4.6 km (2.8 miles) and a blast radius of 35 km (22 miles) for severe damage.

Height of detonation:
Airbursts cause wider blast and thermal effects, while ground bursts produce more fallout.

Geography:
Urban areas with dense buildings can shield some areas from the blast.

[Frostyjoes]

For those who don’t understand he traded their son for the phone.

[Facialdome]

"I got this for our son" 😊



"I got this for our son." ☠️