How to not die alone

this is the comprehensive guide to EVERY DATING APP EVER and also the only guide you will ever need!!!! if you are getting no matches or no dates or bad matches or bad dates then sit around my metaphorical campfire while i share all of my sage wisdom that i gathered from my incredibly limited and incredibly subjective and incredibly biased experience using dating apps that is supported by no facts and no figures but that doesnt mean you shouldnt still listen to me! because if someone is saying it to you online hten it must betrue thats how internetworks

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Chapters:
0:00 Lesson 1
0:57 Getting ghosted
1:46 Hot people
2:53 Unflattering pictures
4:10 Niche down
8:08 Texting
9:03 Moving off the dating app
10:24 Disclaimer
13:28 Dating profile pitfalls
14:08 Fish pictures
15:09 Generic interests
17:09 Pineapples on pizza
17:20 Group pictures
17:58 Setting boundaries
19:17 Peer review
20:21 Choosing a dating app

[driggertigerclaw]

Dating apps are a great source of disappointment when I need it most

[ChederFlims]

I felt the same exact way about men fish pics until my straight friend at uni pointed out that there is social stigma associated with men taking pictures by themselves, taking selfies, or even taking one if they look good because a lot of outside pressures tell men not to worry about that stuff or how they present themselves to others. So for many men most of the time, every photo they have will either be of their body with their face obscured, or them with friends, or at the gym, or celebrating an achievement etc. so when trying to cobble together a dating profile, which requires pictures of yourself without other people in a medium close-up, the choices are slim. But what is a popular outdoor activity amongst Men that often results in an individual photo shot in medium close-up usually in good lighting to commemorate a successful day out on the water? Fucking Fishing.

[awppenheimer]

I am too scared to use dating apps because I fear being perceived

[walliam]

This video actually helped me out a ton! I finally got someone to respond and she seems great. We’re starting casual but she said that they’ve got a ton of opportunities to move up in the company, and the starting pay isn’t bad either. Our first interview is this weekend so wish me luck!

[CSPaffy]

Cant say ive ever used dating apps, but something about the whole thing really makes me feel icky. Like, scrolling through amazon, but for people. Yeah, something aint right there

[MuradBeybalaev]

On one hand: the winning move is not to play.
On another: I'm gonna die alone.

[levek]

"Hi everyone, I'm Thomas. I like dogs and fishing. I put pineapples on pizza. If you're interested, I can send you plenty of group photos where I am in." I think I've got a good profile thanks to your advices

[mrsilverskyline]

Best thing you can ever do on a dating app is delete it

[SonovaStories]

The fact that Youtube put this on my home page after I JUST GOT OFF Hinge is crazy 😭

[jump_again]

if you live in a rural area, all the women have fish pictures too so don't worry about it

[doublesoul]

I pulled my gf of 3 years on Tinder by wearing a maid dress and cat ears. Just do that.

[weird_autumn]

i have zero interest in using a dating app but thank you for making it an interesting video anyway!

[TheMabiNerd]

I'll never forget the girl that matched with me just to tell me to delete the fkn app. 💀

[samg]

Just wanna point out as a below average looking guy with super nerd interests, playing to your strengths has gotten me way more success in apps than my much more attractive friends get

[sebp]

The fact that dating is like a job interview means that it’s already over- this avenue of human interaction is already commodified. It helps to know when to give up and just move on with whatever shred of dignity you have left in your life.

[Material_Monkey]

For all the guys: dont waste your time with dating apps! They are literally designed to frustrate you and shatter your confidence so you pay money for them. Just dont fall for it and keep your distance from them for your own good

[underscore_d.t]

it took me using dating apps to understand that i don't actually want a romantic relationship, what i thought romantic relationships were was actually just strong platonic relationships. i also learned that i want to blow my brains out talking to neuro-typical people. it's not their fault, it's just that it's so much more my speed if you've got debilitating adhd and can't stick to a topic for more than 3 sentences.

[yeenaam]

When the world needed her most, she returned…

[azuricus]

I have unironically had 10x more success getting interviews on LinkedIn than matches on dating apps

[ashparagus]

“Most people look better in motion” THATS SO TRUE, I’ve never heard of this thought outside of my own head until now.