Worst NFT Game Ever? | CryptoFights Gameplay and Review

Today, we'll be looking at perhaps the strangest #crypto and #nftgame yet. CryptoFights brings an exciting twist to #web3 gaming by being borderline malware, excessively boring, and entirely unpopulated! Wow!

Despite the lack of success for CryptoFights, it seems that the developers are already hard at work on the game's sequel, CryptoFights 2. CryptoFights is hosted on the interesting and sometimes controversial blockchain known as Bitcoin SV. This is the first time we've covered a game using this blockchain, and it's actually the first time that I had ever heard of Bitcoin SV.
Bitcoin SV is a fork of the original Bitcoin blockchain, under the leadership of Craig Wright, who claims that he is Satoshi Nakamoto, the formerly anonymous creator of Bitcoin.

While I'm not here to say whether or not Mr. Wright is the true creator of Bitcoin, I am here to play and share my opinion on what might be the most innovative game we've seen on this series to date!

How is that possible? Well, you'll just have to watch the video to find out!

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[BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Imagine if a game studio released a game called Credit Card Fights: Give Us Money

[Mikeanglo]

You know the game's gonna be a banger when it starts with telling you that you own nothing, all payments are final, there are no refunds, you can be banned for anything, and they don't have to pay you a goddamn thing if they don't feel like it even though this is apparently a game about earning money while you play it.

[TorIverWilhelmsen]

NFT bros: "NFTs are the future, you actually own your items in the game!"
CryptoFights: "Lol no. You own nothing."

[gavinderulo]

I hope that NFT games don't die any time soon, so that the Jauwn videos keep on coming.

[ssvensic]

Ah, single player auto-battler that burns the environment for each fight

[BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

This might be the most interesting one you've covered simply because it seems as if, unlike all the others, the devs here actually believe fully in blockchain and it completely falls flat on every level as a concept and they're losing a ton of their own money instead of grifting it from others.

[BoisegangGaming]

1:55 can we just appreciate the irony of "you dont own these virtual assets" when the most basic pitch for NFTs (not getting into the weeds of it) is that you own them?

That is just *chef's kiss* delicious.

[modelmajorpita]

This is actually the perfect example of why blockchain games will never work, even if they were made by devs who knew what they were doing and wanted to make a good game. Adding in the blockchain means the game has to be always online even in single player, it means everything is slower, and it's extremely expensive. The blockchain makes the game worse for players AND for the company selling the game, the only reason to do it is to use buzzwords to scam investors.

[Katie-hjeb]

Thats really weird, including single player in the blockchain surely means they lose money assuming they dont charge per match.

Seems like someone could set up a bot to play single player matches continuously just to force them to pay tons of gas fees.

[thecleaverguy]

Classic crypto gaming: having worse gameplay than Club Penguin's Card-Jitsu. The best part about CryptoFights is the roadmap vaguely stating METAVERSE, it gave me a chuckle at least.

[BXFISTIcefreestylers]

So every Human who played the game, played it for 8.25 battles. But the bots played more they managed 17 before they gave up playing. Even the bots gave in after 17 games. Hats off to the 200 Humans who actually stuck out 8 battles

[ColeYote]

Would've been so much better if they had made CryptidFights instead. Jersey Devil vs. Mothman, let's go.

[scowalt]

At this point, I expect every crypto game to be a pyramid scheme ("spend $10 to start earning!") or a VRChat clone.

This one was different! It appears to be a game designed to inflate volume on a chain. I'm not sure you've covered any like this before.

[padenallenclancyfairbanks]

Only commenting because video said you were on the path to 1, 000 subscribers and you are at 158, 000 now. Pure inspiration here. I will keep trucking to get there.

[EndertheDragon]

Not only are the mechanics based on D&D… but those enemies are literally just ripped from the 5th Edition Monster Manual. Like they just straight up stole the quasit and doppelganger. They’re lucky they didn’t make it big, or else they might be in trouble.

[blightedgrounds]

Man, it genuinely seems like so many of these "play-to-earn" crypto games never even went through BETA testing before shamelessly being pushed out to the public. It isn't uncommon that I try these games out only to discover that the website/domain is no longer available the next day 🤣

[drfrankendoodle]

You really thought i wouldn’t notice that outer wilds music in the background and realize 10min later that I hadn’t heard anything you’d said cuz I was too busy thinking about angler fish and banjos? You can’t get that past me!

[TuriGamer]

Theres absolutely no way that putting a remote access trojan into your EULA holds water in a legal case

[i_am_ergo]

Laughed out loud at that "NO" and the final score. A perfect review through and through.
Also, thanks to u/itsnotlupus for their contribution. Please, don't sue Jauwn.

[timlampasona]

Web3 is unparalleled in it's ability to turn money into vapor