The Incredible Success of Kathleen Kennedy at Disney

The Queen of Star Wars, the President of Lucasfilm, Kathleen Kennedy has brought unprecedented success to Disney! Here is the full story of how one brave woman saved Star Wars and Indiana Jones with social justice.

[maultwo]

What's scary is that there are people out there who'd agree with this video unironically.

[dmitryduffer]

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of franchises"
– Kathleen Kennedy

[the_absurd_hero]

Y’know what? If Disney wants KK, they can keep her. Those two deserve each other.

[TiGGowich]

How this woman has not been fired is beyond me... this everyone tells you that dedication and hard work don't mean anything... all you need is the right connections and to "say the right things."

[ghg]

Kathleen Kenendy is the epitome of what's wrong with Hollywood today.

[carlosfrancisco]

KK has been a success at destroying franchises, incurring huge financial losses at Disney and proving she just happened to be around the right men around the right time. On her own she has been a horrible failure and I hope she gets to bring Disney even further down.

[JustBatman]

If I lost $900 million for my company. I’m pretty sure I’d be fired. 💁‍♂️

[VashStarwind]

From getting spielberg his coffee, to destroying whole franchises, what a character arc...

[zendoargos]

Kathleen Kennedy, turning Billion dollar can't miss franchises into Million dollar afterthoughts, what an accomplishment and what a legacy.

[paddleboarddog]

She is successful at taking franchises and completely alienating their fanbase while pushing her specific agendas as required.

[Mister_Clean]

"You killed our heroes, but you gave birth to modernity"

I literally stood up and clapped. So powerful.

[robertreynolds]

I'm so overwhelmed by KK that I can't get to the cinema to watch her mistresspieces...tears of joy for her brilliance.

[grandmufftwerkin]

You know that the difference is between Lucasfilm and Disney Lucasfilm?

Lucasfilm under George made some truly iconic films and characters, which were created by talented, skilled, and hardworking people. Even when they misfired, you never felt that they despised their fans.

Disney Lucasfilm on the other hand has none of the qualities mentioned above, and actively despises the fans.

[Phantomface]

I still find it disgusting and disheartening that there are still people who love the Disney versions of these brands. And refuse to see that what they loved in the first place has been destroyed.

They literally only understand “this is new thing of franchise I love, must CONSOOM. No think.”

[GTD_Galatea]

Thanks to you, I have AWOKEN.

I always dreamed of seeing Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones as broken old men. They must give way to the future. The massive box office success of Indy 5 is proof of that.

[Rizzo]

My wife’s boyfriend and I both agree that Kathleen has single handedly saved filmmaking, and created a safe space for me to finally enjoy movies and the smell of my own farts. Three cheers for Mrs. Kennedy!!!

[animachainzvideoz]

Imagine thinking Daisy Ridley was a badass. "Let's get a girl who looks like a 10 year old boy to kick everyone's ass and one up them!"

[brianbrantner]

"Wemon don't face a test, they are the test"
😅😅😅😅
That's perfect😂

[Frosty]

One thing about KK is impressive: The way she totally manipulated George Lucas. Made him look like a fool in retrospective.

[Marrk]

You forgot Willow! We need to add that to her resume too.