Things That Have Never, Ever Been Said: Lunch Lady Edition | CONAN on TBS

There are some phrases that have never been spoken aloud in the history of mankind...until now.

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Things That Have Never, Ever Been Said | CONAN on TBS

[SicerCreations]

"I'm so happy that Jay Lenno took over for Conan at The Tonight Show. It's much better now"

[Cheatsloth]

"Youtube's comment section is full of creativity and wit."

[alexcr]

"Can't wait to try my new Internet Explorer toolbars!!!"

[DJization]

"I should probably read these terms and conditions!"
"Youtube doesn't have enough 14 year old gaming channels!"

[girlygirly]

I love it when I get ads that I can't skip on YouTube videos!

[HighGTurn]

Having the "Share on facebook" button on porn sites is a great idea!

[vantaplat]

"Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet."

[bigz]

"Bing is the best search engine ever."

[awesomeication]

"Jar Jar Binks is the greatest movie character of all time."

[percycardona]

"I work hard, but not Kardashian hard." Baaaa ha ha!

[whatwahtwat]

I hope Conan and Andy do more of these. It reminds me of that "In The Year 2000" bit they used to do.

[SnackPatrol]

Yes, I'd love to turn on sticky keys!

[camj]

"Teacher, can I stay late after school and read through the next 300 pages of our textbook in advanced calculus?"

[sweettooth]

I really hope Michael Bay wins an oscar this year

[nonabliss]

That saying about Home Depot was hilarious. I have been in a Home Depot on several occasions and absolutely no employee ever came to help me even though I was clearly looking confused while a number of them simply walked past like they didn't even work there.

[waterblonk]

The teacher really stopped the bullying.

[MrFPSMonster]

"And the Oscar goes to.... LENARDO DECAPRIO" Never been said befor. And I don't know how to spell his name

[peanutbutterchocolatecake]

Jimmy Fallon is the most halirious host ever!

[giareneeble]

"Best place to get sneakers?"

I'll be laughing at that one for years. Thanks, Andy Richter!

[Chipwhitley]

That last one is a lie... but to be clear... they were talking about his head.