Martha Stewart for Match.com - SNL

#SNL

[WaaDoku]

"The simple elegance of a good bang" - true poetry~

[Kirsten_is_cursed]

I’VE HAD IT BEFORE AND I’D LIKE IT AGAIN

[TheModernInvestor]

Macaroons...and of course, the simple elegance of a good bang.

[geergirls]

"I'm martha f***ing stewart I can do whatever I want" that line gets me everytime

[ellenr]

Cuz I'm Martha f**king Stuart and I can do whatever I want.

[RaminAbdulaev]

"someone who can work my body...*awkward silence*.." - perfect timing! LOL

[embe]

SOMEONE WITH CALLOUSED HANDS AND NO DEBT

[jasonblake]

I don't know why I find "whimsical window eggs" so funny

[PalmurcioWorld]

God, Kate McKinnon is the best thing that happened to SNL since Kristen Wiig.

[ellenr]

Is it just me that notices how amazing her eyes are?

[EdgeKisaragi]

ROUGH LIKE A RUSTIC BURLAP WEDDING INVITATION

[ivannaetokosmos]

I think Kate is the best female cast member since Kristen left.

[garrettlapina]

"Whimsical window eggs, teared macaroons and of course the simple elegance of a good bang"😂Dead!!

[grendelsloth]

Kate McKinnon: *breaths*
Me: *laughs hysterically*

[Pahedi]

"The simple elegance of a good bang". So true !

[NessieSmith]

'Cause i'm Martha Fucking Stewart HAHAHAHAHA Best answer to ANYTHING ever! Thank you SNL thank you so fucking much :D

[justynjonn]

Hats off to whoever wrote this! Gets me everytime! I'm a Martha fan. I'm also looking for someone with calloused hands and no debt.

[matthewscott]

“I want a guy who’s...”
Martha: “Rough, like a rustic, burlap wedding invitation.” Lol 😂

[alorations]

She sounds like she wants to date Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec

[CoryMck]

Callous hands and no debt, what more can you ask for?