Your future job based on your birth month 👀💯 (Yes, these are all real.)

[mattisus]

Michael is indeed the rizzler
He is a world renowned professor in the field of rizzanomics.

[royal]

As someone born in February i can confirm i am going to be a legal bank robber.

[maksatshatemir]

“Your honor, my client didn’t do any crime, he was just born in February ”

[popsicleplayzgamez]

Bro called me a CEO 💀 and my mother a professional sleeper (its true)

[MysteryMusic]

Dude being a professional sleeper would be awesome.

[lakindurathnayake]

"Dog wanker" bro I'm dead💀

[Theuglyfartlin]

As someone born in February, I advise all banks to turn on their best security

[topazqmclean]

the fact I’m born in November and actually want to become a lawyer is crazy💀
edit: how’d this get 170 likes ☠️

[Flying_pigs]

pornography historian, I'm dead 💀

[Littlebrownbatz]

as a pet food tester i see this as an absolute win

[UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-]

As someone who is about to have a birthday and it is currently June, I 100% approve of this message

[bigdmoment]

I love how he called lawyers straight up just liars, because they are.

[pablo-rkgq]

bro probably searched "chicken sexer" and "pornography historian" for the pictures 💀

[lou_]

I swear, this man has beef with October. Not bad of a job though.

[R.E.V.A.N.G.E]

"Chicken Sexer" Bro I Would be dead by now.

[QuietAnger]

He said I would become a legal bank robber, yet here I am stood in my office making millions.

[noname-ebqe]

Bro got non-existent beef with October 💀

[hiyabhatia]

Man made himself a pornography historian.

[robertmacdonald]

Suga should be the professional sleeper 💜🫰🏻🐱

[NEXTUKUMUPNMPrueva]

bro really said me that i'm going to be a water slide tester, oh wait there are even worse one's 💀