If Discount Stores went on a Cooking Show

Honestly, the fact that Dollar General even showed up is impressive.

Sketch Cobbler is our new sketch show where we cobble together a sketch in one week using "ingredients" suggested by you during our Sketch Cobbler livestream. The ingredients we drew for this sketch are:
Subject: Discount Stores
Line of Dialogue: "There wasn't even a drizzle outside. Just some sheet lightning."
Character Name: Old Man Blair
Object: Sewing Kit
Genre: Food Show

Chapters:
00:00 - Sketch Cobbler Intro
00:28 - Sketch Begins
00:42 - Big Lots
02:05 - Dollar General
03:24 - Aldi
04:34 - End Card

[brucetidwell]

"Do you have a quarter? You'll get it back when you return the dish." I'm wrecked! And the wine glass! To be fair, Big Lots does sell a fair amount of real groceries.

[alabamaguns]

I used to work at Dollar General. stuff would always show up in random places. usually after you had reported that you were out. That was spot on! lol. And they never allow enough payroll to keep someone at the register.

[marciabentley]

To Big Lots: "You're still here?" 😂 That's true! Ryan was dead on as Dollar General 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[gregory]

The Dollar General part was spot on. When you go to check out, the cashier is either stocking shelves somewhere deep within the store, mopping something up oblivious to anything around them, talking on their phone behind some display or smoking a cigarette outside, and they seem either surprised or aggravated when they finally see you after five minutes or so of you waiting patiently.

[babzcovington]

oh the premise for this skit was genius, and the writing was really well done. you guys are crunch people!!!

[privacyvalued]

4:29 Truly the best sponsor that this channel has ever seen. Sure, Old Man Blair's is always great for elevating proper BBQ pulled pork but everyone knows its fantastic "secret" is preventing everyday chafing, if you know what I mean. The flavor changed when they switched to plastic containers but no one believes me except people my age. I keep two open bottles on hand and one at the back of the cupboard hidden away so I never accidentally run out. I will never forget the Summer of '72 when there was a nationwide shortage. I still get PTSD flashbacks and occasional nightmares: Despite my careful rationing that year, I ran out and couldn't get any for two straight weeks in July. Never again.

[maysonstorm]

I've never been to Big Lots or Aldi but Dollar Generals are everywhere in my area and I am proud to say that that is my exact experience whenever I go in any of those stores

[robhutchins]

Very good Adam! Did not see this coming from you in middle school. I can't believe Ive been watching these for last few years and didn't realize it was you. Outstanding!

[paulawolff]

Excellent as usual!! I loved all three representations. Just fun sketch! You did great!

[barrycorson]

Several soon-to-be classic lines as stated in another comment! Awesome great job guys and gals

[ieattoomanyclementines]

Omg this was great, I love cooking competitions and this nails it!

[shareofmoney]

This was pretty good, I enjoyed it. Dollar General couldn't have been more accurate 😂😂😂

[MKrausse]

Such a true depiction of those low priced stores! Hilarious!!😂

[MelissaTownsend-pdyi]

Absolutely adorable!! Nailed it! LOL

[mgb]

That was great…..thank you for the smiles and laughter

[LindaJones-ukee]

Loved this . Yo guys do sick a great job. Y'all keep me laughing

[yuvgotubekidding]

Hysterical. You guys are freaking geniuses. 😆👍😎🇺🇸

[packnetadaija]

Ok you are so accurate about the dollar general, the people who work there never seem happy 😂😂😂

[beckers]

So funny! I miss "Sliced" cooking show with Adam. It was so fun. This was a great idea too. Can't wait for the next one.

[danamcdonnell]

Adam does a great Ted Allen impression! Great job everybody!