Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating

The official commercial for the Roller Kingdom in Reno, NV.

Starring Roller Kingdom Owner and Employees: Brad (Owner/Kidnapper), George (Skate Instructor/Gang Leader), and Julio (DJ/Drug Dealer).

[TheDowseMeister]

WAIT A SECOND...THE OWNER IS THE SAME GUY THAT'S IN THE VAN! RUN KIDS ITS A TRAP

[ehrinah_al-jeordhi]

I like the way that one kid is all like "I say no to meth" and then he paused like he was thinking "well except that one time"

[rustyking]

My wife is from Reno and just showed me this. She says she learned to skate there. And at 30, she's still skating! Thanks Roller Kingdom. You kept her safe and sober. 😅

[sincerelyyourphysicsteache]

"Prison is for people that has never roller skated"

[comradeconrad]

I love how the unplanned pregnancy guy is several times older than all the small children shown immediately before and after him.

[Sam-swpf]

I lost my cousin to roller skating addiction

[ghengooni]

I've never been more proud to live in Reno.

[HelloNewMoon]

lol i like how he really stressed the word ‘unplanned’ as if he wanted to let all the ladies know he’s down for knocking them as long as its on the calendar beforehand 😂

[the_konami_kid]

I’m ten years sober from unplanned pregnancies all due to roller skating.

Thanks guys ❤❤❤

[jeromeflaherty]

As someone who lives in Reno, this is pretty fantastic. Yes, I've been to Roller Kingdom. It's pretty nice.

[andrewlococo]

And they are still open! Just went there last weekend, kids loved it!

[thefallinglord]

0:57 I say no to meth. Stares at camera I'm sorry I couldn't stop laughing XD

[ZachAttackOne]

I don't believe that one kid said no to meth

[remnainc]

I totally would have said yes to the gang thing, mainly because they all seemed so friendly and inviting.

[godlike]

"I said no to meth"

*proceeds to pierce my soul with his gaze*

[ErikaUnderWater]

I wish they would've said "keep kids off the street and wheels on their feet"

[quackhead]

That old man in a gang kills me with laughter

[ondra]

This advertisement had such a huge impact on me that I flew all the way from Europe to Reno, Nevada. I spent my life savings and I do not regret it at all. Not kidding.

[mathewrivers]

They should do a remake of this commercial with the same kids all grown up.

[commenter]

I was going to send my kids to Roller Kingdom until I saw all of those criminals going there at the end of this video.