Schlatt Realizes Something Awful

jschlatt can never enjoy his birthday anymore. this is a clip from the chuckle sandwich podcast featuring jschlatt and ted nivison.
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[GrassiestGrassy]

On his birthday, Schlatt can receive three gifts for those three events. It is like having a birthday around Christmas.

[evanluck]

Schlatt having his birthday in between 2 tragedies that he's been accused of is funny af

[_hyva_]

I can’t believe Schlatt caused both of those tragedies just to make his birthday more important. Smh.

[leorice]

Present for him, a toy aeroplane, 2 lego tower sets and a 10 pound note

[oriontigley]

Schlatt's own fault for choosing those dates

[kres]

Funnily enough, his birth was the event he was least involved with!

[the_only_lonely]

My entire life is between two tragedies: my birth and the sun exploding

[Theinternetllama]

My mom got her drivers license the day before Schlatt was born

[samuel_goopster]

His birthday is between his two greatest achievements that's amazing

[Rexis]

Bro gets a 4 day celebration including a couple of his greatest achievements

[KraylenX]

Schlott caused multiple tragedies in ‘99 that’s for sure

Edit: Rest In Peace
Schlott
1999 - 2023

[MicrowaveMike-bzjq]

"Schleptember Schenth Schineteen-Schinety-Schine" Was absolutely flabbergasted!!

[user]

Bro imagine celebrating your birthday, making a wish and the next day an entire tragedy happens, your family probably thinks you wished for that 😭

[fragmentedvoid]

"it's nestled between 2 tragedies" His birthday is a tragedy

[Exe]

Dude my birthday is 9/11. And every time my dad checks the news on my birthday, we just see it play all over again

[SKgamer-vxpm]

If you think about it, every birthday is either on or between tragedies.

[OtherMongrel]

Bro did it all freshly hatched. Bro got his mission from birth. Bro knew what he had to do.

[fishwhalesword]

Yikes, 3 tragedies in such close proximity. September gotta be cursed.

[Lilpiip]

“JSchlort” chose these dates himself tho. We all know hes responsible for 9/11 and the queens death.

[sprout_mccrea]

correction, it's not nestled between 2 tragedies, it itself is one of them.